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Really? We All Know Why You’re Buying A Goddamn Pumpkin You’re not being slick. You don’t even have the gall to face an actual cashier. You’re standing in the self-checkout line.

Really? We All Know Why You're Buying A Goddamn Pumpkin

#trans #satire #halloween #news #lgbtq

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REPORT: Government Shuts Down Easier Than My Ex In Therapy

This Bi Visibility Day, We Recognize Our True Enemy: Pansexuals This day should, of course, be about bisexuals and the struggles that bisexual people face, but let's be real. There's a bigger issue here, and I'm not afraid to talk about it: pansexuality.

This Bi Visibility Day, We Recognize Our True Enemy: Pansexuals

This day should, of course, be about bisexuals and the struggles that bisexual people face, but let's be real. There's a bigger issue here, and I'm not afraid to talk about it: pansexuality.

5 Self-Compromising Ways To Survive The Next Four Years A solid five ways to barely make it out of this authoritarian regime alive so you can live to see the next one.

5 Self-Compromising Ways To Survive The Next Four Years

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Wall Street Journal Report: Trans People Have “Weapons of Mass Destruction” NEW YORK, NY — Following their harrowing, fast-paced journalism that ended up being wrong regarding the gender of Charlie Kirk’s killer, The Wall Street Journal has doubled down on their heroic ant…

Wall Street Journal Report: Trans People Have “Weapons of Mass Destruction”

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DELTARUNE Theory: Fuck It, Everyone Is Trans Fan theories say Noelle is trans. We say they're not going far enough with their interpretation of trans inclusion in DELTARUNE.

DELTARUNE Theory: Fuck It, Everyone Is Trans

Fan theories say Noelle is trans. We say they're not going far enough with their interpretation of trans inclusion in DELTARUNE.

Bluesky Implements New “Shoot Itself In Foot” Policy To Combat Shooting Itself In Foot BLUESKY -- America's favorite short-form blogging website, Bluesky, has begun enforcing new policies that their PR team has stated will "prevent them from receiving any accusations of responsibility." The social media app, which champions its distinctions from competitors like Threads and Twitter/X, has sent its moderation team after minority groups who are not behaving in a way that is acceptable to their (straight, white, conservative) userbase.

Bluesky Implements New “Shoot Itself In Foot” Policy To Combat Shooting Itself In Foot

BLUESKY -- America's favorite short-form blogging website, Bluesky, has begun enforcing new policies that their PR team has stated will "prevent them from receiving any accusations of responsibility." The social…

i've just discovered i can schedule posts to the news website. this is a game changer for me, a woman who cannot for the life of her manage to do something consistently

School Shooter Trans Until We Find Out Literally Anything About Him As America faces its first school shooting of the day, heroic gigachads over on Twitter were quick to point out that the shooter, a person we know literally nothing about, is a trans woman hellbent…

School Shooter Trans Until We Find Out Literally Anything About Him

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BREAKING: Company Really Doesn’t Get It

Critical Thinking Board Game Alienates Critical Thinkers “Get ready to put your liberal guilt aside again and whisk yourself back into the creatively bankrupt world of Harry Potter,” the company’s announcement post said.

Critical Thinking Board Game Alienates Critical Thinkers

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#trans #news #lgbtq #jkrowling #codenames

I Told You That Shit In Confidence, RFK Jr. Twenty-four hours ago, you and I were just shooting the shit in the group chat. I thought we were being honest with each other. Vulnerable.

I Told You That Shit In Confidence, RFK Jr.

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Cunty Regirock With A Handbag To Make Appearance At Met Gala METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART, MANHATTAN — Bringing with her one of the biggest outpours of excitement the Met Gala has seen since the guy from Invincible put on nails and lash extensions, it ha…

Cunty Regirock With A Handbag To Make Appearance At Met Gala

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REPORT: Punch To Stomach "Just A Distraction" From Other Punches To Stomach

Liberal Account Makes Trans People Butt Of Joke “It’s funny because he’s not a woman! He isn’t a woman! That’s the funny part!”

Liberal Account Makes Trans People Butt Of Joke

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ICYMI: A Recap Of Zuckerberg & The Buc-ee Beaver’s Tumultuous Relationship “It’s a sobering experience to family plan with your significant other,” he said to our reporter. “The pregnancy almost ruined us.”

"It's a sobering experience to family plan with your significant other," he said to our reporter. "The pregnancy almost ruined us."

ICYMI: A Recap Of Zuckerberg & The Buc-ee Beaver's Tumultuous Relationship

#news #trans #satire #trans #lgbtq #meta

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(They did not read the article)

A Case For “Ally” In LGBTQIA+ An exhaustive list of all of the reasons the A in LGBTQIA+ should stand for “ally.”

A Case For "Ally" In LGBTQIA+: An exhaustive list of all of the reasons the A in LGBTQIA+ should stand for “ally.”

#trans #lgbtq #ally #satire #news

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Comedy Is Now Legal on Threads “This election showed us a lot,” Zuckerberg said while climbing into his Tesla, “but mostly that we make a lot less money from stupid people if we try to fact check things.”

"This election showed us a lot," Zuckerberg said while climbing into his Tesla, "but mostly that we make a lot less money from stupid people if we try to fact check things."

Find out more through the link below.

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#trans #satire #news #meta

Queer Etsy Shop ‘Somehow’ Still Selling Harry Potter Crafts “For me, it’s all about separating the art from the artist,” one creator, MooDeng54, said of her chibi pride flag silhouette stickers of the character, sold at $4.99 a piece. &#82…

Queer Etsy Shop ‘Somehow’ Still Selling Harry Potter Crafts

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#trans #satire #news #lgbtq #HarryPotter

Newly Transitioning Woman Must Choose Between Dog and Cat Collars As is the rite of passage, a trans woman arrived at her apartment this evening, only to find a group of people standing in her living room, a collar in each hand.

Newly Transitioning Woman Must Choose Between Dog and Cat Collars

#trans #news #satire #lgbtq

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Main Takeaway From VP Debate: I’m Moving the Fuck to Minnesota In between moments of thinking “Holy shit, is this an actual debate?” and “Holy shit, this is supposed to be a debate,” there was a secret third thought in the minds of many…

Main Takeaway From VP Debate: I'm Moving the Fuck to Minnesota

#Debate2024 #trans #satire #news #lgbtq

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Really? We All Know Why You’re Buying A Goddamn Pumpkin You’re not being slick. You don’t even have the gall to face an actual cashier. You’re standing in the self-checkout line.

Really? We All Know Why You're Buying A Goddamn Pumpkin

#trans #satire #halloween #news #lgbtq

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Newly Trans Person Not Valid Because I Did It First (It’s Definitely Not A Race Thing) Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go explain what “third gender” is to some Hawaiian woman with the wrong definition.

Newly Trans Person Not Valid Because I Did It First (It’s Definitely Not A Race Thing)

#trans #satire #news #lgbtq

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Woke Watch: ‘I Saw the TV Glow’ Completely Woke-Free Hey, Woke Watch Warriors, welcome back to another edition of everyone’s favorite article series: Woke Watch. Last night, I watched I Saw the TV Glow, and I’ll be honest team, I think Ho…

Woke Watch: 'I Saw the TV Glow' Completely Woke-Free

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Gender Euphoria: Snapchat Releases Another Trash Anime Girl Filter Once again proving that they dominate the pre-medical transition world for many women, Snapchat has released another shitty “anime” filter that gets those happy little chemicals flowing…

Gender Euphoria: Snapchat Releases Another Trash Anime Girl Filter

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Ally Does Everything Possible To Avoid Using Neopronouns When replying to one of her mutuals’ posts this morning, Sally, a local ally intent on using the proper pronouns, was put in an awful position when she realized the person used xe/xir neopronouns.

Ally Does Everything Possible To Avoid Using Neopronouns

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Entwined Lesbians Can’t Take the Hint As two lesbians fervently replied to each others' posts, it became more and more obvious that neither of them could take the hint.

Entwined Lesbians Can't Take the Hint

#lgbtq #satire #news #lesbian

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Bi Person Glad To Get Eight Hours of Positive Discourse Before Assholes Ruin It Bi people across the world woke up panicked today to waves of mentions about bisexuality on social media, before realizing that it was finally positive messaging. At least, for a moment.

Bi Person Glad To Get Eight Hours of Positive Discourse Before Assholes Ruin It

#BiVisibiltyDay #BiVisibilityMonth #news #Satire

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