paul  andrü

paul andrü

@paulstarr.bsky.social

I speak of the pompatus of love... and play drums

106 Followers 240 Following 22 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 year ago
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I continue to be deeply moved by this statement to the heavens by President Carter.

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You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

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space aliens are eating Republican brains it’s the only explanation for their panic over drones

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1 year ago

It’s going to be great how great he makes America. We’re going to be like a third world country.

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1 year ago

DO IT!

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1 year ago

I assume she’s seen some sort of study?

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1 year ago

So your theory is that doctors and hospitals aren’t being paid because healthcare costs too much so their solution is to raise prices. And THAT’S what’s causing the problem with our healthcare system. Yeah ok…

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1 year ago

Pray tell…

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I have never been prouder to be the owner of a Gibson electric guitar.

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1 year ago

Will the Republicans who rely on Social Security and Medicare finally realize they’ve made a deal with the devil once their benefits are cut or disappear altogether? Remember a time when we thought Roe v. Wade could never be overturned and then it happened? This could happen.

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1 year ago

I dont understand how I’ve spent half a century on this planet and never knew this ! Game changer !! Thanks !

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1 year ago

I’m calling them jizzes

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1 year ago

Do we really have to call them skeets ?

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1 year ago

Step 1: kind of fold it. Step 2: shove it into a pillow case. Step 3: live your best life.

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The Helix Nebula

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1 year ago

Stick it in a pillow case and call it a day. My main issue is almost every time I try to put one on a mattress I get the sides mixed up

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1 year ago

Never !!

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1 year ago

Did you tell the dog to speak after it raised its hand ?

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1 year ago

I wanna see them!

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1 year ago

That is the correct answer !

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1 year ago

Twice now while walking home in the late evening I’ve caught a neighbor watering his lawn. Obviously, he’s sneaking this at night because we are experiencing a drought and he doesn’t want to be judged. I don’t like to be judgmental so you tell me on a scale from 1 to 10 how much of a douche he is.

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Well there goes the neighborhood! 😊

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1 year ago
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Could tonight be the night?

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1 year ago

Sigh

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1 year ago

Then I’m going for it !

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1 year ago

I’m digging this place

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1 year ago

What do you think of Paul Starr as a stage name? Because it sounds like Pole Star and because I play drums and Ringo played drums... get it? Too late to try a stage name? Too soon? Too corny? How about Paul Bearer? Too goth?

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1 year ago

Hello World

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