@forfeitkneecaps.bsky.social
Any pronouns. My friends are the threads that make up the rich tapestry that is my life. Ask me about my DnD campaigns
NOTHING beats an info dump by a homie with a special interest
01.06.2025 05:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! INFO DUMP UNLOCKED!!!!!!!!!
01.06.2025 05:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Got my friend talking me through cutting my own hair like a 911 operator telling a hostage how to defuse a bomb
13.05.2025 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Mom and Dad are flirting in the groupchat again
18.03.2025 16:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I lost the fight and trimmed it π
08.03.2025 20:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Smh man i just want my undercut to be the same length, why does the bottom of my neck and right up by the top of my head where its long gotta be so DIFFICULT
08.03.2025 10:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am once againβ¦defeated by my cowlicks π
08.03.2025 10:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0: (
21.12.2024 05:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve been replaced by another Γ¦rin in a sibling photo.
On the one hand my siblings said, βeh close enoughβ when me and Aaron are Distinctly Different Vibes.
On the other it was another Γ¦rin from the collective.
Tactical
21.12.2024 04:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is nothing in the world as exciting as starting a new DnD campaign.
I know because this is the nth time Iβve started another campaign with the same freaks (<3) and it still gets me going insane day of.
Btw pooks im getting extra gouda so we can toast it ON TOP of the bread
07.12.2024 23:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe vampires like soup too
07.12.2024 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sometimes good things in life can be you and your friend thinking the same thought. And that thought can be bread with the soup youβre making tonight together β€οΈ
07.12.2024 22:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Twiddling my thumbs afraid to join
04.12.2024 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At what point is joining the discord voice chat too early? I dont wanna look desperate (but I am, I want to olay DnD sooooooo bad it makes me look stupid)
04.12.2024 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Th βohβ really sells it
02.12.2024 03:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Getting the gang together takes 1-2 business months prior notice
But the gang gets together, yes?
You make it too easy bbg
25.11.2024 01:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0adult themes such as having a favorite kitchen appliance and back pain
23.11.2024 23:34 β π 3965 π 1746 π¬ 31 π 83
Real conversation me and kate had
23.11.2024 04:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Please timmy let the squad meet her
23.11.2024 04:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Freaker? I hardly know er
22.11.2024 09:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Betrayed. Bothered. Unwell. Posessing the morbs.
(Learned my twin got girlfriend from a groupchat after he told a different groupchat first)
Man i wish that were me
18.11.2024 21:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Its only the worst thing *yet*, wait until they start adding sounds
18.11.2024 20:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bold of you to assume thatβs my only gender envy. My envy is wide and varied
17.11.2024 14:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Missing pookie so much cuz I went through self checkout at the grocery store. I must wander into the manned checkout lined to find her. This is our modern day Orpheus and Eurydice
16.11.2024 23:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1My photoshop skills are too strong. I could start a slander campaign and my sister would be fooled
14.11.2024 15:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
But all she does is ask about Transformers porn
13.11.2024 22:13 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
