Tom Oxnam 👨🏻‍🎨

Wrote a sitcom theme/jingle for a short film pitch I’m working on at it’s the biggest earworm I feel like I’m going crazy.

Ahh this is so sweet! Thank you! 😘🥰

Thank you!

Thank you sweetie!

A shelf portrait of a bearded 32 year old man and his various trinkets.

A bearded 32 year old man sitting alone at a massive table at his birthday dinner.

It’s my birthday so I’m parting in some narcissism! Don’t get between a 32 year old man and his trinkets! 🥸🎂

Oh I could find some old Facebook statuses of high school me complaining about exactly this

No, it’s been like this my whole life, I fear. Generally the same people who say “anythink” 😔

dont even get me STARTED perhaps the mispronunciation that pisses me off the most.

The biggest winner that came out of today is cunty retro graphic design.

The mentally unstable urge to completely redo all my branding and website to celebrate my birthday next week...

Had so so so much work to do so instead I spent 3 hours downloading fonts 😌

Now that I’m working full time maybe it’s time to finally try and get an adhd diagnosis. I don’t know how brains are supposed to work but something ain’t right up there.

some goofy little sketches of my party from last nights dnd sesh

I just got to Spike’s first episode and he’s so hot but my god this accent on this dude. Particularly humorous while he has his fake teeth in.

Thank you!!!! No rest for the wicked!

Instead of sleeping and playing Hades II though, I have to teach tomorrow, mark 24 assignments and write a DND live play show to DM on Saturday.

Just sent through the final export (pending final feedback) of the biggest freelance project I've ever done (a 3.5 minute, Scooby Doo parody about creative government fundraising, fully art-directed, designed and animated by myself in 3 months) and now I yearn to sleep for a millions years.

This is the most consistent I’ve ever been with diet and exercise and unfortunately I feel healthier and more sane as a result.

Ok so this was technically a lie because I’ve seen the first 2 seasons of it before and didn’t vibe with it at all but I think I’ve grown as a person 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Maybe I should watch Buffy properly for the first time. I grew up as a Charmed lil gay boy and Buffy slipped past me completely.

Absolutely worth the wait.

Anyway, I'm off to go overnight brine a chicken in buttermilk.

The worst part about having a WFH sit-at-computer job is that after work I don't want to sit at computer anymore to play my sit-at-computer games :(

I want to play the Planet Coaster 2 DLC so bad but my back doesn't want me to :(

Just finished the first 4 weeks of my gym program and I feel very good and strong and I am excited to finally do some different fucking exercises next week.

It appears this has become somewhat of an inside joke between me and the lollipop ladies 🙃🙃🙃

A full illustration for Hades 2. It features Melinoë summoning her signature weapons in the middle of the composition and Hecate, in much larger proportion, right behind her.

✨⏳ Death to Chronos! ⌛️✨

My hat flew off my head into the busy intersection in front of a bunch of school children and lollipop ladies…

Had to fucking chase it around the entire intersection like Mr Bean.

:)

If I never had to see another Pokémon again, I’d be a happy man.

ROGUELIKE BANANZA???