Tom Oxnam 👨🏻‍🎨

People simply must stop asking me “is it Bluey?” when I tell them I’m a background artist on an animated kids show.

Ugh Tuesday Thursday mandatory office days from now on. Can’t wait to get a debilitating headache 40% of the week because the pixelated angled drawing monitors reflect the fluorescent rectangular ceiling lights directly into my retinas.

The only one's I've found that aren't ugly are the Bonds Chafe Offs and they go down to like $18 each all the time

We have like 4 celebrities in Australia and most of them are from Australian Idol in 2003 so this is a pretty modern pull tbh

He's been cast on the new season of Traitors Australia and I actually don't know how I'm gonna be able to handle it

It's so insane. I bought 96gb of RAM about a month ago for $360 and it is now $1850 (!)

My DND character just lost one of his eyes to an acid spider scorpion creature so now I have to figure out a way to keep him looking smoking hot while having both glasses and an eyepatch because doubling them up looks fucking lame as hell.

Wrote a sitcom theme/jingle for a short film pitch I’m working on at it’s the biggest earworm I feel like I’m going crazy.

Ahh this is so sweet! Thank you! 😘🥰

Thank you!

Thank you sweetie!

A shelf portrait of a bearded 32 year old man and his various trinkets.

A bearded 32 year old man sitting alone at a massive table at his birthday dinner.

It’s my birthday so I’m parting in some narcissism! Don’t get between a 32 year old man and his trinkets! 🥸🎂

Oh I could find some old Facebook statuses of high school me complaining about exactly this

No, it’s been like this my whole life, I fear. Generally the same people who say “anythink” 😔

dont even get me STARTED perhaps the mispronunciation that pisses me off the most.

The biggest winner that came out of today is cunty retro graphic design.

The mentally unstable urge to completely redo all my branding and website to celebrate my birthday next week...

Had so so so much work to do so instead I spent 3 hours downloading fonts 😌

Now that I’m working full time maybe it’s time to finally try and get an adhd diagnosis. I don’t know how brains are supposed to work but something ain’t right up there.

some goofy little sketches of my party from last nights dnd sesh

I just got to Spike’s first episode and he’s so hot but my god this accent on this dude. Particularly humorous while he has his fake teeth in.

Thank you!!!! No rest for the wicked!

Instead of sleeping and playing Hades II though, I have to teach tomorrow, mark 24 assignments and write a DND live play show to DM on Saturday.

Just sent through the final export (pending final feedback) of the biggest freelance project I've ever done (a 3.5 minute, Scooby Doo parody about creative government fundraising, fully art-directed, designed and animated by myself in 3 months) and now I yearn to sleep for a millions years.

This is the most consistent I’ve ever been with diet and exercise and unfortunately I feel healthier and more sane as a result.

Ok so this was technically a lie because I’ve seen the first 2 seasons of it before and didn’t vibe with it at all but I think I’ve grown as a person 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Maybe I should watch Buffy properly for the first time. I grew up as a Charmed lil gay boy and Buffy slipped past me completely.

Absolutely worth the wait.

Anyway, I'm off to go overnight brine a chicken in buttermilk.

The worst part about having a WFH sit-at-computer job is that after work I don't want to sit at computer anymore to play my sit-at-computer games :(

I want to play the Planet Coaster 2 DLC so bad but my back doesn't want me to :(