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Keyboard Hulk

@keyboardhulk.bsky.social

World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.

1,522 Followers  |  989 Following  |  2,250 Posts  |  Joined: 25.07.2023  |  2.1493

Latest posts by keyboardhulk.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Behold the wonders of nature. Muddy, steep nature!

09.08.2025 02:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Breakfast was a square sausage in a roll from a Scottish butcher. Life is good.

09.08.2025 01:21 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Gym done! Now to get breakfast and go on a hike!

08.08.2025 23:38 — 👍 44    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Been to Manchester Pride a few years ago. Would love to try london or Paris Pride

08.08.2025 20:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ohhh that’d be fun!

08.08.2025 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean, I won’t be in delightful Manchester, sadly.

08.08.2025 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Exactly! Hoping for updates on both the foods you eat and the men you kiss 😉

08.08.2025 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love this journey for you 😜😊

08.08.2025 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fast asleep under the couch 😂

08.08.2025 06:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol. Very much so.

08.08.2025 06:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Evening from a post-gym visit with the sun setting 😉

08.08.2025 06:48 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That’s exactly the kinda dish I’d’ve picked. Good taste, dude! 😄

07.08.2025 20:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t believe that before. I ESPECIALLY don’t believe that now 😉

07.08.2025 07:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You were not there to lead us innocent gentlemen astray, you see.

07.08.2025 06:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Turns out that one can have a decent and respectable night out with @steviejcmh.bsky.social.

06.08.2025 21:33 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That’s a well-earned coffee!

06.08.2025 07:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry to hear this, mate. Thinking of you and your pop.

06.08.2025 07:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean, you SHOULD be in Melbourne having drinks with us.

06.08.2025 07:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You look justifiably pleased about it 😉🔥

06.08.2025 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you’re out of enthusiasm, at least coffee never fails.

05.08.2025 20:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I salute you. If our fridge doesn’t have at least three types of chilli sauce, I start to feel bereft.

05.08.2025 10:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I approve of your life choices 👌🏽

05.08.2025 10:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m sure normal Cris has his good points 😉

03.08.2025 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wined-up Cris looks fun 😜

03.08.2025 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No one should ever say that!

03.08.2025 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I sat in the gym steam room and thought relaxing thoughts. Not quite the same as yoga but helped 😂

03.08.2025 07:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love it 🥰

03.08.2025 02:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It really is!

03.08.2025 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Okay, the world is a nicer place now.

03.08.2025 00:26 — 👍 42    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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This workout is not burning away my hangover. It’s just making things hurt more 🤨

02.08.2025 23:51 — 👍 106    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

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