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World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.

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a cartoon character is riding a flying vehicle in the air ALT: a cartoon character is riding a flying vehicle in the air

I write from the future πŸ˜›

26.01.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good form boys! Happy Tuesday!

26.01.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, that makes sense. You wanna see if you can make conversation before you commit to a meetup.

25.01.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How To Make Sausages Our handy little guide will get you making sausages like a pro in no time! Learn how to make sausages using our 100% natural sheep and hog sausage casings.

Dave found them online. nzcasings.com.au/pages/how-to...

25.01.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing manipulated here. Genuine porky goodness 😜

25.01.2026 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really was! Quite the mouthful.

25.01.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We made sausages! And who would appreciate a good sausage more than the men of Bluesky?

25.01.2026 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Bushfires in the Otways.

25.01.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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10km beach walk to escape the smoke over Melbourne. And then we had to reward ourselves with a pint. Because that’s only fair, right?

25.01.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬ sometimes one must accept one’s role in life with grace.

24.01.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spent a very hot Saturday drinking wine and going to markets. Like civilised humans do, I’ve heard.

24.01.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spiffy haircut! πŸ˜‰

23.01.2026 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely.

18.01.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait what??

18.01.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Arms be arming, my friend πŸ’ͺ🏽

17.01.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh absolutely.

17.01.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This dad got his juice last night. Now he needs coffee 😬

17.01.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta love a tray bake! Hope it hit the spot.

16.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d grab that so fast!

15.01.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dropping my dad off to go to India. And then having to park so I could help him check in 😬

14.01.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is Melbourne Airport carpark such a hideous torture maze of despair??

14.01.2026 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s more that my knees are bruised from slamming into the floor πŸ˜‚

14.01.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is very true. But we just wanted to play with the new meat grinder and decided on this πŸ˜‚

14.01.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It looks like this. When performed by an Instagram fitness god, and not by me πŸ˜‚

13.01.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That I can do! It’s all the β€˜deep squat to toe sit’ stuff that makes me fall on my arse πŸ˜‚

13.01.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not for another several years, you annoying foetus 😜

13.01.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That has flexibility increasing powers? Actually, probably.

13.01.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am not ready to morning yet, and even less ready to undertake a β€˜morning flexibility routine for men over 40’. Hmph.

13.01.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re looking happier than I did at the prospect of Monday πŸ˜‚

13.01.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, keep β€˜em coming. The haircut looks good!

12.01.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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