Keyboard Hulk

Keyboard Hulk

@keyboardhulk.bsky.social

World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.

2,005 Followers 1,162 Following 2,859 Posts Joined Jul 2023
10 hours ago

Does… does the Mayor work for Hulu now? #buffy

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11 hours ago

But the gym tees are looking good!

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19 hours ago

Well done, dude!

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1 day ago

Great photos!

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1 day ago

Best lunch ever!

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1 day ago

Oh it’s certainly turned in Melbourne. I had to wear a jumper. A JUMPER, dammit!

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1 day ago

I like this rebrand! 😜

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1 day ago
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It’s a pizza and couch kinda Friday night.

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2 days ago

And you have exciting gym socks! 😉

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2 days ago

I somehow read that as ‘3 pelicans, stitched together’ - like a human centipede but with birds. You MONSTER 😂

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2 days ago

I’ll be pleased to lead you into trouble 😉

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2 days ago

We merely make the suggestions, we take no responsibility for fires caused as a result 😇

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2 days ago

He’s a thinker! Do what he says.

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2 days ago

What an effort! Surely now you deserve bacon as well.

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4 days ago
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a man in a green sweater is clapping his hands in front of a microphone with the hashtag #fallontonight ALT: a man in a green sweater is clapping his hands in front of a microphone with the hashtag #fallontonight
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4 days ago

You gotta take the small wins. Next time, he’ll wink as he hands you the cup 😉

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4 days ago

Ow! That don’t sound good. Day of gentle stretching, maybe?

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5 days ago

Oh, I reckon you can.

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5 days ago

Either work! I’m also a fan of Original Fitwear shorts, which work for my chicken thighs 😂

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6 days ago

Absolutely! Sprinkle it on everything.

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6 days ago

Achy Breaky Arse would actually improve that song no end

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6 days ago

Nice kicks! And other things 👀

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6 days ago

Aw, couple of cuties! You both get head pats.

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6 days ago

How are you even alive?? I walked 15km and my everything hurts!

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6 days ago
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As part of our new temporary life of virtue and fitness, we did a 15km walk around Sugarloaf Reservoir. Surely that merits a beer, @jbau.bsky.social and @heydaaaavey.bsky.social?

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1 week ago

Will the pub possibly lead to wild and sexy adventures? If not, Jameson and movies are solid plans.

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1 week ago

Oh, I will be! Back to water it is.

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1 week ago
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I regret to inform you that non-alcoholic wine tastes like rusty metal rubbed with pineapple.

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1 week ago

Exact same!

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1 week ago

Show my man @heydaaaavey.bsky.social some love in his Run for the Kids 😀

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