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26.01.2026 19:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@keyboardhulk.bsky.social
Worldβs loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.
Good form boys! Happy Tuesday!
26.01.2026 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nah, that makes sense. You wanna see if you can make conversation before you commit to a meetup.
25.01.2026 20:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dave found them online. nzcasings.com.au/pages/how-to...
25.01.2026 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nothing manipulated here. Genuine porky goodness π
25.01.2026 10:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Really was! Quite the mouthful.
25.01.2026 10:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We made sausages! And who would appreciate a good sausage more than the men of Bluesky?
25.01.2026 09:17 β π 73 π 0 π¬ 11 π 0Bushfires in the Otways.
25.01.2026 02:59 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 010km beach walk to escape the smoke over Melbourne. And then we had to reward ourselves with a pint. Because thatβs only fair, right?
25.01.2026 02:51 β π 66 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0πππ¬ sometimes one must accept oneβs role in life with grace.
24.01.2026 19:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Spent a very hot Saturday drinking wine and going to markets. Like civilised humans do, Iβve heard.
24.01.2026 08:38 β π 40 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Spiffy haircut! π
23.01.2026 11:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely.
18.01.2026 22:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Arms be arming, my friend πͺπ½
17.01.2026 20:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh absolutely.
17.01.2026 20:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This dad got his juice last night. Now he needs coffee π¬
17.01.2026 19:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gotta love a tray bake! Hope it hit the spot.
16.01.2026 19:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβd grab that so fast!
15.01.2026 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dropping my dad off to go to India. And then having to park so I could help him check in π¬
14.01.2026 12:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why is Melbourne Airport carpark such a hideous torture maze of despair??
14.01.2026 11:13 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Itβs more that my knees are bruised from slamming into the floor π
14.01.2026 06:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is very true. But we just wanted to play with the new meat grinder and decided on this π
14.01.2026 04:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It looks like this. When performed by an Instagram fitness god, and not by me π
13.01.2026 23:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That I can do! Itβs all the βdeep squat to toe sitβ stuff that makes me fall on my arse π
13.01.2026 20:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not for another several years, you annoying foetus π
13.01.2026 20:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That has flexibility increasing powers? Actually, probably.
13.01.2026 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am not ready to morning yet, and even less ready to undertake a βmorning flexibility routine for men over 40β. Hmph.
13.01.2026 19:29 β π 545 π 9 π¬ 12 π 0Youβre looking happier than I did at the prospect of Monday π
13.01.2026 08:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nah, keep βem coming. The haircut looks good!
12.01.2026 19:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0