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@adistantblue.bsky.social

I am just a man who likes to write stories.

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No more being a politician or a businessman. He's just vibes and dinos now.

12.02.2026 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbf, he'd probably feel at peace just catching creatures and surviving, though.

12.02.2026 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rev's in Ark Ascended.

The poor man wouldn't survive the bugs this game has. ๐Ÿ˜…

12.02.2026 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Little did people know, Rev tends to pick on Rho quite a bit. Now the marshmallow can get him back, in the form of a skink...

#RevRho @adistantblue.bsky.social

10.02.2026 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gpose of the Tyrant from FFXIV

Gpose of the Tyrant from FFXIV

. glory

#gposers #bposers #bpose #gposer

12.01.2026 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Thank you!

10.02.2026 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad to hear it.

10.02.2026 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You sound like a badass, man. I wish the world had been kinder to you.

Honestly, I think the little snippets of you and your spouse are endearing af to read. It seems like you two have a lot of fun.

10.02.2026 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Those are the biggest rolanberries I have ever seen!"

"Well, let's get them on your plate then."

The new event is a rolanberry lover's dream, and rolanberries are these two's favorite!

#RevRho @adistantblue.bsky.social

09.02.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Novena Fortunato, 2nd Captain of Unbound Haven; Fang of the Satrap"

FULLBODY COMMS GOING LIVE TOMORROW โœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธ

#DuckArting #DuckOCArt

09.02.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy, you cooked with this.

09.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks amazing, Ducky. She's a badass.

09.02.2026 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a mage.

Like papa, like son~

08.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Congrats!

08.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit. Novena, put those away.

08.02.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They grow up so fast. ๐Ÿ˜“

08.02.2026 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a white cat is laying on a bed with its eyes closed and a fan in the background . ALT: a white cat is laying on a bed with its eyes closed and a fan in the background .

Thank you! That's really kind of you to say.

Hopefully, Rho will be alive by the time Rev is home. ๐Ÿ˜…

08.02.2026 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merciless. Those two are going to be his end, with the amount of trouble they cause.

08.02.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A second underwear advertisement in the Mythril Eye, with Eorzean script, that reads:

"Whether in the office or on the battlefield,
Rev Rhanithil wears Guild Gear."

At the bottom is Tataru's new comfort focused Adventurer's brand, Guild Gear, with the slogan, "Your hero in comfort has arrived."

A second underwear advertisement in the Mythril Eye, with Eorzean script, that reads: "Whether in the office or on the battlefield, Rev Rhanithil wears Guild Gear." At the bottom is Tataru's new comfort focused Adventurer's brand, Guild Gear, with the slogan, "Your hero in comfort has arrived."

Two Ads, actually.

His apprentices are never going to let him live this down.

07.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Tataru asked Rev to assist her with the Weavers' new apprenticeship program, he did not expect it to be a full-page ad in the Mythril Eye.

07.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a mage.

07.02.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Damn. That's when you know it's gonna be good.

07.02.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't blame Shiba for feeling upset. Naji's life is ruined, and it's the kid's fault.

07.02.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In the moment of our resolve, is our fate defined.

#sneebystories @adistantblue.bsky.social

07.02.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounds amazing.

07.02.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's tragic as hell.

07.02.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strawberries and cream. Rev's favorite.

07.02.2026 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately.

As much as Naji hates the thought, he is more like his father than he realizes.

07.02.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting that his son also ends up with vision issues from aether poisoning, but umbral. When he's middle-aged, Naji loses most of the vision in his left eye, and some in his right, from an accident involving dangerous amounts of umbral aspected ather.

07.02.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rev has vision issues after his time on the first, and has to wear glasses for detailed work and reading. He's prone to headaches when he's around astral aspected aether, or bright light. Nothing too serious.

07.02.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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