In These UnShelton Times

The pope standing at a microphone while holding it. It looks like he is singing.

🎶 Root, root, root for our home team
A new Pirate generation everybody shout

The Penguins found their Muse

Can't wait for Ronny to continue the family* tradition of interfering with mascot races

*Not actually related to Randall, but we can dream

#RaiseTheFalterDoesntFalterRoger!

every time I see a Pirates highlight it's like "Oneil Cruz hit two homes runs and broke his own statcast record five times while Paul Skenes did another thing worthy of a $1000 baseball card as the Brewers defeated the Pirates 6-5"

Has there even been a "mild elbow injury" that didn't result in the pitcher eventually needing surgery? Like obviously you avoid it as long as possible but I feel like it's inevitable

Tucupita Marcano stands alone

With the new #SpeedBlesser, you're gonna be able to tell, when you hold out your holy staff, you're not only gonna see the spirit, but you're gonna feel it, and you're gonna hear it! You're gonna hear the spirit hit the congregation! #SheltonPope

I think we're gonna need a longer IL stint

#RaiseTheAhhSkenesSkenesSkenesRoger!

#RaiseTheHeanerMobileRoger!

Raise the [Bailey didn't Falter hit send] Roger

#PhriendsAndPham
#OBuntOBuntEnmanuel
#AtHorwitzEnd
#JoeyTheSecondMostFamousWentzInPennsylvania
#AMayzaing
#CanarioInACoalMine

Phew, that's like eight months worth of catching up, surely they've made progress towards building a complete team around this rota-