I really need to go back to London
Truly elegant
Honestly the NYC subplot is the flex everyone thinks it is
Outside my coffee shop.
Random woman: Juan Soto loves that you’re a Mets fan
Me: I love Soto back!
(I spot a Yankee fan standing there)
Me, patting his arm: Awww sorry Yankee fan, Soto is ours now
😂 #Brooklyn #NYC
I have to assume you’re a bot cause how did you miss this yesterday? It’s all over social media
I love when I mute a MAGA on that other app, knowing they are now screaming into the void of my mentions.
If only we could.
He can’t run for president. And he’s the Mayor of a City with a large Iranian population. Hope this helps.
I haven’t even checked the news yet OMG
The amount of bots(?) who didn’t see the presser today where he repeatedly said it was just a snowball fight……instead they’re all mad he defended cops?!
Cuteness alert (both the kid in the hat and the kid at home)
The man is in a HAT! It’s a Ramadan miracle!
If he and his wife have a baby hearts everywhere will implode
Honestly a toss up
You know I would never
It’s always those people or MAGA who are brainwashed. Apparently it is ok that dump delivered on none of his promises but God forbid Zohran hasn’t finished his entire agenda in…….6 weeks.
I may give you up just for that!
If you don’t hear from me, it means I gave you up for Lent
Hahaha my mom asked me to look up the NYC Friends Experience and look what Google has in yellow
Guess we know where Bush stands…….nice, subtle burn to Mango Mussolini
Happy Valentines Day Mets fans!
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is meeting with the mayor of Minneapolis to make sure what happened in there doesn’t happen in NYC
I hate being mistaken for an adult because of my age
What’s everyone’s obsession with single people? Let us live our lives the way we see fit.
We have companionship, we just don’t define it by romance or situationships.
Most people in relationships feel lonely.
I rather be single and happy than settle for the wrong person.
It’s not a good joke, try again. And it’s Democratic Socialist, not socialist.
Real New Yorkers, not ones bought by billionaires or billionaires. Maybe you have to live here to understand.
I’m not sure what you mean. His wife was part of the creative decisions for his campaign images and she had input on his Carhartt that went viral. It’s safe to assume she helped here, too.
i keep waiting for the moment he reminds us all that he's still a politician but then he keeps doing the most genuinely humane and productive things day after day 😭
