Adam Rosenzweig

Adam Rosenzweig

@adamthechemist.bsky.social

More than just a PhD and a great pair of tits πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ§ͺπŸ’–πŸ—½ My views are my own, not reflective of my employer etc etc

764 Followers 196 Following 779 Posts Joined Jul 2023
8 hours ago

Flagrant

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14 hours ago

Was it a great pull day? Should we post about it on an app that emphasizes quantity of weights moved and not form or function of movements? Should we invite Bella Hadid?

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a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign . ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .

Sex is great but have you ever received great customer service from a small local business?

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16 hours ago

This guy just wants to hang out with sports people because he is a dweeby beta chud in oversized shoes

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18 hours ago

Divas I fear they’re jumping the shark

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18 hours ago

Seriously tho

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1 day ago

So I was sick for all of fake spring

Who do I talk to about a refund?

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1 day ago

The thing about having a big head and big hair is when I put on a baseball cap i can hear it fighting for its life

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1 day ago

I think this everyday. like hey what happens when no one has jobs anymore and can’t find new jobs?? using ai actively works against your own interest, people. soon we’ll just be a population of unemployed people with obsolete qualifications & become new age customer service reps in ai management.

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2 days ago
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People Hate AI Even More Than They Hate ICE, Poll Finds The only things less popular than AI in the poll were Iran and the Democratic Party.

USA: People Hate AI Even More Than They Hate ICE, Poll Finds
gizmodo.com/people-hate-...
#pol #polUSA #AI #ICE

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1 day ago

Gay man who cares a lot about his hair: cute, fun, quirky, idiosyncratic

Straight man who cares a lot about his hair: dark, insidious, evil, narcissist

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1 day ago
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a man in a white shirt is punching a punching bag in a gym ALT: a man in a white shirt is punching a punching bag in a gym
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1 day ago

No youtube premium at the ggmvn??? 🫣

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2 days ago

β€œOkay? I fucked your dad”

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2 days ago

What is your dream job?

Jacked gay man in his 40s with an instagram

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4 days ago
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Fellas?

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4 days ago

AI features have made using search engines an absolute nightmare

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4 days ago

Theyre going to get us all killed

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4 days ago

It occurs to me that the shittiest work environments I’ve been in have been the most male dominated

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4 days ago
The text: CHILD CARE for ALL
thanks to women like these

Over a collage of images of six women.

On International Women's Day, we celebrate the women making universal child care possible β€” NYC's child care providers, showing up every day in classrooms and living rooms across every borough.

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4 days ago

No because this week was actually crazy and ended with illness. Someone unplug the universe and plug it back in again

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4 days ago

I took too many fake sick days.

Now the universe punishes me πŸ€’ 🀧

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5 days ago

Filed my taxes.

Now i need to go shower to wash off the knowledge that basically all of it is going to fund human atrocities

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5 days ago
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Slyngstad always gets it right…

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6 days ago
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We can throw another $500,000,000,000 at the Pentagon this year and spend $1,000,000,000/day on a wholly useless war, but we can't afford to hire doctors and nurses to take care of our veterans? The United States is such an irresponsible, messed up country right now.

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6 days ago
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I am frankly more concerned about the apathy of the American public and even more importantly the lack of leadership in the Democratic Party.

This is not a dress rehearsal. Every single American must speak out against this Facist administration.

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1 week ago

What does quines quantry mean?

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1 week ago
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SHARE!!

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1 week ago
If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral

By Triton Corsair

Commentary: If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral https://theonion.com/if-females-could-get-pregnant-thered-be-an-abortion-clinic-on-every-coral/

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1 week ago

I think this is a fabulous use of my tax dollars 😁😁

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