And at 80, that's why I'm here.

Damn, I needed that. Maybe I'll even be able to sleep tonight.

Anybody else picturing a bullseye on that big forehead?

🚨NEW: Kerry Kennedy has announced Late Show Host Stephen Colbert is the recipient of the 2025 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award for his advocacy for free speech and speaking truth to power.

REPOST to congratulate Colbert on this honor!

It's hard to run when you are 50 lbs overweight and wearing a ton of body armor. Hard to breathe through those masks, too. Idiots.

Raise your hand if you agree! ✋

God will clean it up

I haven't looked at the "Discover" stream for awhile, and when I checked it today, it's full of cat pics. What's going on?

Orlando (my team) has forgotten how to score. It's miserable watching them play, almost as bad as the US men.

Bridge Over Troubled Water, Happy Birthday, and the Jeopardy theme ☺️

The tall guy was probably picked on in school for being the dumbest kid, but give him a gun and a uniform and half a dozen buddies and he's ready to fix the homeless problem in D.C.

I coached youth soccer for 20 years and never had to play on a pitch that looked that bad

I'm praying for a stroke, and I'm an atheist

Donald and Ivanka, 1993. Yeah, that's normal.

Hitler - Mein Kampf
Trump - The Art of the Deal

Hitler - Poland
Trump - Greenland

Hitler - Goebbels
Trump - Fox News

Hitler - Heinrich Himmler
Trump - Stephen Miller

Hitler - Storm troopers
Trump - ICE

Hitler - Dachau
Trump - Alligator Alcatraz

Hitler - Suicide
Trump - ???

Life

Your lips and breasts are over inflated. Fuck off, Natalee

Ahh, Annette, my first crush 🤗

When do the US Women play again? This is embarrassing.

I need some help. The last few times I've tried to post a new message, it doesn't show up in the feed where I am when I posted it (most often Women's Soccer). If I reply to a post it works fine, but not a new post. It's driving me crazy, but as some folks might say, that's a short drive.

Hey Pride, how about trying something down the left side? Watts crosses aren't working

They couldn't qualify if they weren't hosting

Arrg, I was,watching on nwsl+ and the connection failed just before the goal

I hope it's clear I was referring to the US mens team

I don't know who hardly any of the U.S. players are anymore, and I don't care. Just killing time waiting for the NWSL games tonight.