I really hope you enjoy it. Please let me know what you think and how I can improve. Have a great day, Jon
THE STRAY
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THE STRAY
#vets #vetlife #dog #doglife #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #fyp #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
Thank you all for the support. Only TWO WEEKS until the omnibus is released. The response so far has been amazing!!!! Link in the comments!! #newrelease #bookrecommendations #mustread #detective #No1
Criticism is part and parcel of putting stuff out there. I'm glad you like the punch line.
I write them as I want. I know the rules but I also I know what I like. I hope I didn't offend you, my only aim is to make you laugh. have a great day. *I edited this as before it implied i meant to offend you. Very sorry, not my intention.
That's amazing. I hope they use this as a jingle!
THE DEER ARMY
A group of deer invaded France,
The French army didn’t stand a chance,
The French pleaded for aid,
But the World was afraid,
Everyone knows you can’t Pierce Deer Resistance!
THE DEER ARMY
#deer #army #france #war #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #fyp #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
THE DEER ARMY
#deer #army #france #war #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #fyp #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
GOD’S THRONE
A cat sat by God’s throne and did stare,
God was shocked to see him just there,
God said, “Your place here’s secure,
How could you want any more?”
The cat said, “Excuse me you’re sat in my chair!”
GOD'S THRONE
#cat #catlovers #catsofinstagram #God #heaven #petlovers #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #fyp #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
GOD'S THRONE
#cat #catlovers #catsofinstagram #God #heaven #petlovers #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #fyp #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
THE QUESTION
Bit of a longer one today but I hope you all like it.
#kidsquestions #question #questionoftheday #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
THE QUESTION
Bit of a longer one today but I hope you all like it.
#kidsquestions #question #questionoftheday #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
Thank you for saying. Just trying to make a few people smile. Have a great day.
THE TAXIDERMIST
A taxidermist was feeling really chuffed,
After months of getting rebuffed,
She finally got a loan,
For a shop of her own,
For her doubters she’s calling it “Get Stuffed!”
THE TAXIDERMIST
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THE TAXIDERMIST
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The Louisa Moss Mystery Series Collection is now available for pre-order. Link in the comments.
#CozyMystery #BookSky #ReadingCommunity
THE TREE
SURGEON
There was a tree surgeon called Guy,
Who only stood three foot high,
He didn’t own a ladder,
As his plan it was madder,
He specialised in only pruning Bonsai!
THE TREE SURGEON
#treesurgery #trees #treesurgeon #withalttext #asmr #poem #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #fyp #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
THE TREE SURGEON
#treesurgery #trees #treesurgeon #withalttext #asmr #poem #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #fyp #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
Thank you for connecting. I do know the rules of anapestic and scansion. I just choose to write them to my speech pattern. I find that more interesting for me. Lowry could paint portraits but liked painting stick men.
One little critism that limerick is rather dull.
Hope you have a great day.
I hope you enjoy it.
THE PLASTIC
SURGEON
A plastic surgeon got quite confused,
Leaving his patient very unamused,
The new boobs were top draw,
But there was a slight flaw,
He’d come in for a hair transplant to be infused!
THE PLASTIC SURGEON
#plasticsurgery #surgery #HairTransformation #hairtransplant #withalttext #asmr #poem #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #fyp #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
THE PLASTIC SURGEON
#plasticsurgery #surgery #HairTransformation #hairtransplant #withalttext #asmr #poem #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #fyp #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity
They can be read as individual books but there are a few threads running through them, the character arcs etc relationships and the working dynamic does develope as they go.
