Imma Potato 🥔

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

I used one of those in Thailand. It was _amazing_.

I’m not seeing the problem here. Oh right, there are still too many potato chips in the bag. #SaveTheTaters

This is how I access Bluesky

Amazing Race, Below Deck sued for $858 million by reality stars who don’t have lawyers Jonathan and Ana from The Amazing Race 37 want $8 million, and Emile from Below Deck season 3 wants $850 million, all for the way they were portrayed on TV.

Jonathan and Ana from The Amazing Race 37 want $8 million, and Emile from Below Deck season 3 wants $850 million, all for the way they were portrayed on TV. #AmazingRace #BelowDeck

It turns out it’s uncouth to yell "FORE!" before throwing each handful of wet slimy leaves from my gutters into my neighbors yard. So much for being courteous.

Dammit! I love pineapple on pizza and now you’ve gone and ruined it for me.

🤔 I might be able to do it for 80 Million. Wait… Did you say Columbus… Georgia? Nope. I’m out.

Can we go back to reality tv shows having normal people playing for their first time instead of everything turning into E-List Celebrity editions?

YouTube video by agroquimico Sinnerman (Thomas Crown Affair version)

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The production companies behind The Traitors (All3Media) and Big Brother and Survivor (Banijay) have officially signed a deal to merge their TV production businesses.

No thanks. Find some other way to save the world. Leave us taters out of it.

I survived Marine Boot Camp. And by that I mean I watched Boots. The first episode I didn’t know why I was bothering to watch what we’ve all already seen in multiple movies, but the story pulled me in, watching the struggle to survive. A good bingeable show.

Pluto TV. With a 5 minute commercial break for every 3 minutes of feeds. Oh, and the feeds will cut anytime any houseguest says anything to another houseguest. Gotta keep it controversy and conflict free.

Paramount+ (you remember them, the streaming platform with the worst interface) is going to absorb all of HBO/WB’s content. I give it 6 months until they decide they are "worth $40/month" (i.e. gotta pay back all those loans CBS took to buy out WB.)

Watching Boots. (the show, not the footwear)
It’s interesting. Typical Netflix show though. (read: cancelled after one season)

Haven’t been 3D print lately. Doing some home repairs, that takes up all my spare time mental energy

Off the strip. If you’re eating at a restaurant on the strip or in a strip casino, you're being taken advantage of.

could a dying empire do THIS

Won’t get reported in our news that way because can’t let the public see the truth that cleanly.

Weeding out and eliminating any way I am directly or indirectly giving _any_ money to @ChatGPT @OpenAI because they more than any other company are responsible for the shortages and subsequent price gouging of RAM,SSDs, HDDs, etc.

I need a good movie to listen to while I clean my garage this afternoon. Any suggestions?

Getting caught up on RealityTV today. #TheTraitors ended mostly predictably. I was waiting to see if it would follow #TraitorsUK outcome. No spoilers here, so watch it yourself. Anyway, watching the catfights during the reunion now.

They say "if you enjoy what you do, you never work a day in your life" so… yeah.

YouTube video by Architectural Digest Inside The Rebuilt Scrubs Hospital With Zach Braff, Donald Faison, and Sarah Chalke | Arch Digest

The new "old" #Scrubs hospital
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House of Villains season 3's first three episodes have been uploaded early on Peacock and are now streaming. #HouseOfVillains

Ever notice when people lose weight really fast that their faces look too thin while it takes a while for the body to adjust and put a little more fat onto the cheekbones once they start eating a stable diet? Yeah, that’s the entire original cast of Scrubs on episode one.