J. Prometheus Birdsong's Avatar

J. Prometheus Birdsong

@jpromethusbirdsong.bsky.social

Map guy radicalized by Sesame Street and the ‘salsa’ setting on the Casio keyboard in your mom’s basement. AI can’t read cursive

476 Followers  |  650 Following  |  103 Posts  |  Joined: 02.01.2025  |  2.0415

Latest posts by jpromethusbirdsong.bsky.social on Bluesky

Someone younger and with more sense explained how socialism is like a pot luck dinner.

Everybody brings a dish or helps out setting tables or cleaning up but more importantly everyone eats.

The corporate Democrats voting to “condemn in all its forms” are showing their asses.

Vote them all out!

22.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Video thumbnail

This is still truly the best Starship video.

21.11.2025 14:19 — 👍 906    🔁 124    💬 96    📌 15

When I was in, command took very seriously the commitment to follow the law and Constitution, warning us annually that if we fucked up and violated the aforementioned rules we individual service members would be the ones sampling the food at fort Leavenworth Not sure if shits changed since.

21.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beloved, wake up. They’re using the fascism playbook again.

21.11.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 21.11.2025 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.

This is so cool! /s I feel so free and inclined to continue paying taxes, making large purchases of goods and services etc. /s

One day we’ll wake up from this dystopian nightmare but I think things* are going to have be both loud and gross for that to happen.

21.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you can disuade just one, the universe will be a better place

21.11.2025 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dream of a future in which, amongst other things, we never see or hear from Karoline Leavitt ever again.

21.11.2025 15:22 — 👍 470    🔁 61    💬 24    📌 5

Today in images you can hear

21.11.2025 15:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m still going to ridicule the Coast Guard.

21.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pushed the heart button extra piggly I mean biggly

21.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I or even you (scoundrel that you are) were to post a message like that you can goddamn guarantee the FBI and the aptly named SS would be knocking (or not) at 3am.

20.11.2025 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”

Not beating the reputation as most ridiculed ‘branch’ of the military. We never took you seriously anyway.

20.11.2025 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The word breitbart behind Vance nullifies any and all believability. I don’t make the rules.

20.11.2025 17:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

I would encourage members of the military to think very carefully before following orders that put citizens in harms way. Your oath is to the Constitution not to this fucking ass clown. As you were.

20.11.2025 16:59 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Dammit and I never even found out what or who that meant. Anyway…

20.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Video thumbnail

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

19.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 8020    🔁 1368    💬 462    📌 707
Preview
a cartoon of a man with a black glove on his face . ALT: a cartoon of a man with a black glove on his face .

When the bubble pops and they bail out all these useless AI companies I’m going to officially and formally lose my shit

19.11.2025 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

📍for you know, future reference

19.11.2025 23:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
Preview
a man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' .

I dare anyone given any sort of ICE or DHS challenge coin to drop that shit at a bar. Do it

19.11.2025 14:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Months of ‘governing’ via executive order and doing everything in his power to prevent the release of the files then suddenly when there are enough votes in congress just reverses course? Something stinks

19.11.2025 11:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s rad. So fast. Sucks you have to have surgery. Let us know if we can bring soup. 👊🏽

19.11.2025 01:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
Donate to Save Daniel's Smile: Urgent Dental Surgery, organized by Daniel Bachman Hey there! And thanks for checking out my GoFundMe to help pay for dental su… Daniel Bachman needs your support for Save Daniel's Smile: Urgent Dental Surgery

Im asking for help to save my front teeth. As many of you might know Ive spent my entire adult life as a full time artist, a lifestyle with little opportunity to afford basic health care over the years. Ive learned that without urgent surgery my teeth will likely abscess & be lost. Anything helps! ❤️‍🔥

18.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 38    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 4
Preview
a cartoon of bender from futurama sits in front of a sign that says " sounds boring " ALT: a cartoon of bender from futurama sits in front of a sign that says " sounds boring "

I have been given the gift of not knowing what this is all about and I’m grateful for the gifts I do receive.

18.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Ok new assignment. I want you to read The Wild Shore by Kim Stanley Robinson.

18.11.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Quiet, piggy!”

Words spoken to a female journalist by Donald J. Trump President of the United States of America on this day 18 November 2025.

Let it forever be recorded in the books that he was truly a vile piece of shit.

18.11.2025 19:58 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

I really wish I could believe that all the mofos were someday going to stand before the creator and answer for the horrible shit they did in life but I really don’t so I want to see them punished af down here. Like Saint Bartholomew, peeled. Amen.

18.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Social Security Data Is Openly Being Shared With DHS to Target Immigrants For months, the Social Security Administration was quietly sharing sensitive data about immigrants with DHS. Now it’s official.

Changes W4 to Exempt

18.11.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

I don’t think we should be funding a government that funnels all our money to foreign governments and the wealthy. Fuck all that. It’s serious bullshit and I’m going to need a whole lot of convincing not to change my W4 right fucking now.

17.11.2025 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you have a few spare coins, a local family could really use your help

16.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 538    🔁 226    💬 6    📌 2

@jpromethusbirdsong is following 19 prominent accounts