Hingle McCringleberry

One tiny fleeting thought that’s scaring me is that some people who are being (wrongfully and cruelly) deported may have actually been done a favor in that whatever is next up for us is so bad that if you could get out, you would, and people just might.

You cannot make me stop calling it Twitter or tweeting sorry. I do not care what platform I’m on. I’m tweeting on Twitter.

Where the hell r my friends

So what was it like over here when the UHC shooting thing happened?

idk how to explain it but twitter is the US and bluesky is canada

Idk I think I want to pivot to being a terrible woman because carrying all these great qualities is boring and hasn’t advanced the plot an inch

Real

Mike Tyson hugging a comforted Kamala Harris after devastating losses for both of them (Mike Tyson is a rapist)

One of my dads friends posted this on Facebook in earnest I am screaming

Yeah Twitter is great for my lack of object permanence and reminding me of my friends but as everyone is leaving there’s a lot less of that

I’ve been at work since 6 am I feel like I’ve already had an entire day

It may be for the best because I can keep up with my people here safely and generally detach from the Twitter model of social media altogether so it’s kind of the best of both worlds

Like why does asking for help feel like #that

Crazy that I’d rather pay a bunch of money to park at the airport than ask a friend to pick me up but would not hesitate to pick up any of my friends who asked me to

Simultaneously at the party too late AND too early

Because where the hell are my friends

Migrating from Twitter to bluesky feels like when you go to the bars with way too many friends and the squad is rolling a little too deep so by the end of the night you only know where like 4 of your friends from the original group are

I hate knowing that a girl I went to high school with is dating Duncan Robinson that ruins my life a little bit

Woman in red shirt taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom medicine cabinet mirror

Happy Sunday say it back #blacksky

We are all actually going to die love that

Exactly

Honestly I’m really enjoying a tweeting experience free of #Brands and #ads rn

“I hope Mike Tyson hits him so hard his brother feels it” - @jalexandria22.bsky.social

hard to explain but i really really want jake paul to get his ass beat

You cannot make me stop calling it Twitter or tweeting sorry. I do not care what platform I’m on. I’m tweeting on Twitter.

dear god pls protect mike tyson tonight and guide his head close to jake paul's ear and move his spirit to bite 🙏

Being on here feels like moving. I’m trying to stay over here but most of my stuff is still in the other house

It’s time for me to come clean. I don’t really like cocktails or alcohol or even the effects of alcohol. I just really like juice and all the creative ways you can mix flavor profiles together to achieve something interesting. Mocktails are valid.

Those two things may be the only things keeping me alive this fall tbh

Princess Diana fits and walkable coffee forever!!

Idk becoming a yoga instructor might be my next side quest after I finish grad school (or maybe while I’m in it depending on how busy I am)