Coffee Shop Penguin

Harry potter is kid's first fantasy and idk how the fuck anyone can like it even ignoring the fact that that Joanne lady is a massive twat

A Sea of Thieves player character crouching inside an Order of Souls tent. Two HUD banners at the top and bottom of the screen read "Order of Souls" and "Distinction five Awarded" respectively and are decorated in Order of Souls regalia.

A close-up shot of a Sea of Thieves player character inside an Order of Souls tent, holding her hands stretched out in front of her to gaze at the numerous rings on her right hand.

A Sea of Thieves player's Reputation menu open on the Order of Souls tab, showing that the faction is max level and all commendations are complete. The player is also the top tier in that month's emissary ledger.

last night i finally got a faction to 100% completion for the first time. ORDER GANG for life babyyyyyyy.
#SeaOfThieves

I was really creative with some of these photo edits! Maybe I should come back to this story idk

I'm surviving work by reminiscing my old Club Penguin OCs and the little story I was writing for them :3

Coffee am I right

My therapist: Evil Coffee Shop Penguin isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Evil Coffee Shop Penguin:

Rookie vs Herbert

(Commission for BitzyMouse)

#ClubPenguin #ClubPenguinIsland #ArtPH #Illustration #FantasyArt

Those edits of that one penguin from a Werner Herzog documentary have me in a chokehold.
#ClubPenguin

Bernie & Iggy but it's the Simpsons #clubpenguin

I'M ALIVE

My therapist: Johnny Silverfin isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Johnny Silverfin:
#cyberpunk2077 #clubpenguin

Mfw an attractive person walks into my work and I magically transform into the coolest guy on the planet
(I have a partner whom I love and would never cheat on but I still want attractive people to think I'm cool because of some unresolved validation issues or something)

Checked out one of those British "pubs" that people go on about. It's like a coffee shop without coffee.

I'd bomb those islands if I could.
#clubpenguin #thankgoodnessyourehere

Gary from Club Penguin in a lab with Walter White and Jesse from Breaking Bad.

Gary, we need to cook.

#clubpenguin #gary #breakingbad

I shall not

Shall I make it a 4th?

Happy trans visibility day guys :3

Hell yeah

"can I have some red sauce please"

certainly you can have some KETCHUP absolutely you can have some TOMATO KETCHUP definitely you can have some TOMATO SAUCE THESE ARE THE ACCEPTABLE NAMES NOT RED SAUCE DO YOU THINK IT'S RED FLAVOUR DO YOU THINK THEY MAKE IT WITH RED PAINT WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT

Today, I am learning two important things for uni

The power of alcohol and the power of spite

Wait this ain't google

Coffee bean that is naked

Doofenshmirtz saying "if I had a nickel for every time a piece of family friendly media got suddenly very dark and included a bleak dictatorship, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice". Depicted also is an image of Club Penguin Operation Blackout, and Shrek 4

There'll be riots in the Plaza if they screw up Shrek 5 >:(

The coffee shop doesn't condone the poor staff conditions for the bean delivery guys >:(

A map of the Gulf of Mexico, with the title "Gulf of Coffee Shop Penguin" written over it

That is IT I'm done playing games it's mine now 😤

I know where to get the finest coffee beans in all of Windhelm!

I am unwilling to disclose whether this is true or false 😑

They've been very agreeable!! Gave me a coffee machine :3