Laura Cain

Idk who in this town decided they needed a cybertruck but they need their ass beat bc why am I forced to see that monstrosity of a vehicle with my own two eyeballs

I’ll obvs support any curling team the us sends to the Olympics but if it’s not team Shuster I will be very sad about it

KIMI!!!!!!!! He hit Brazil and decided to turn it up to a thousand how exciting for him 😭😭😭

What has gotten into Kimi in Brazil lmaoooo he’s killing it out there we luv to see it!!!!!

Kimi Antonelli, baby goat doing baby goat things, we luv to see it

Somebody check lando’s etsy history I think he paid an Etsy witch to hex Oscar

I have a package that was an hour north of my home and is now in Puerto Rico of all places. What is the post office doing with my package in Puerto Rico 😭😭😭

Just saw a cybertruck and it ruined my whole day. It’s only 8:30 and my whole day is ruined. Wtf

I thought surely if all my teams lost today in every other sport that it meant the universe would give me one win and have the jays win it all but noooooo not only did all my teams lose I had to watch the dodgers be happy. And I never want them to be happy ever

There is something deeply evil and malicious in that dodgers organization they are doing black magic, I just can’t prove it. But they can’t keep getting away with it

I think that wasn’t even a legit baseball game I think that was a cover so they could psychologically torture us all

Do the dodgers and jays know I have work in the morning??????? 1 am and this game is still going, lord help me

Ollie managing to stay out of Oscar’s DRS oh they really have messed with oscar’s car huh 💀

I need a Lando dnf more than I need air to breathe

I actually think Yuki should be legally allowed to fight at least one old man once a day. Bc they deserve it.

I think some people are a lil too comfy slandering Yuki Tsunoda out here

I almost forgot what it was like to experience a South Alabama win 😭😭😭😭

Finally ordered a Ronald Acuña Jr. jersey and it got here todayyyyyyy what a time to be alive

If Seth Jarvis has no stans, I am dead

I think I might be anti-Carlos Sainz. Which is a thing that’s been slowly happening all season but I think I’m in it full blown now

Pretending that Utah’s mascot is ugly bc I’m a hater and still bitter about the Coyotes AND I WILL NEVER NOT BE BITTER

The sun is hitting off my driver’s side window and lasering through the window on my front door DIRECTLY INTO MY EYEBALLS WHILE I’M WORKING

I’m about to become evil at work I fear

George Russell’s contract officially signed, it’s time for everyone to really start pushing the George Russell 2026 wdc agenda I’m so serious

Watching South play football is so painful I think if someone broke into my home and stabbed me repeatedly in the chest it would hurt less than watching this team all season so far

That Halloween hallmark movie changed my life everybody say thank u hallmark channel

I wanna fight these officials in a Waffle House parking lot I’m so serious

Happy emancipation from the womb dayyyyyyy!!! 💖💖💖

We get Canes hockey tonight, what a time to be alive 😭😭😭

This lizard thinks my car is his home I think. Bc why is he on my windshield wipers AGAIN lmao