I’m not sure where the fuck I am supposed to find clothes I like as a Capricorn rising woman in my mid 30s 😭
Send her a pic of it then mail it to her lol
wtf 😭😭😭
Once again I must make a horseradish appreciation post lol
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Anything Halloween themed works best 😂😂😂
I’ve got a bucket handy, don’t worry!!!
I’ve done so much work today my brain might liquefy and fall out of my ears
We can trade vacations we don’t want to go on alone. I’ll come with here if you come on an Alaskan cruise with me 😂 I don’t get drunk
I hope you see a two pack!
I still need one of these lol. This is like if my personality was a machine 😂
😭 I know right! Fuck. Also now I have to do my makeup and clean my living room lolllll
Oh christ we have to have our video on for tomorrow’s team meeting at work 😭😩
I'm the new CEO of Bluesky. They wanted another Jay for continuity.
New bird species today: house finch!
The opposite of a wake up call. A “go back to bed, you’re doing great” call LOL
I was visited by the Ghost of Life Choices I Could Have Made this weekend. I have legitimately never felt more intelligent, attractive, and successful 😂😅 I am exactly who and where I should be.
Could hardly sleep and then the time change of course
1 am was the official moment I felt a real “I’ve been depressed for years for what” 🤣🤣🤣
I love her name!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
😂 imagine if they were menthol too, those lung cells would be exfoliated
This one dad at swim lessons has gone to have a cig twice in 12 minutes lol
She’s still mad lmao
Here’s one baby 🥹
Red bellied woodpecker, hairy woodpecker, and downy woodpecker!
Three species of woodpecker have been at the feeder this week!!!
I am “seeking vengeance” level angry lol
