Lmao
I tried to convert fetterman to the actual Latin words in reply but unless you know Latin it would not have been funny and if you do know Latin it would definitely have been grammatically wrong
kinda funny that it took 60 senators to do the job. like even back then if you want to murder a guy you still needed to get permission from kristenius sinemius
Hello, I'm a woodcarver, and this what I do ✌️
You can help me a lot by sharing my work, so people can buy or commission me sculptures.
Praying for octopus blessings on your life 🐙🙏
search your camera roll for hell
There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down
EVERYONE else knew it was easy for them to drop mines and to do damage with small ships and short-range weapons to interfere with traffic in the strait which is why no one has previously started this war omg these fucking idiots
I believe we can still cause them reputational damage without YouTube videos if we all give it our best effort
There’s someone named Annie whose birthday is next week on my calendar.
As far as I can recall, I’ve never actually known anyone named Annie.
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
Hello from Minnesota
I will never not laugh at the deployment of this photo.
I’ll be in the nursing home and it’s still going to be funny to me.
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
I’m listening…
A… month?
I was thinking more like a decade
I don’t think it was… inherently.
But we made it one for sure.
I was lying in bed last night remembering this weird little forum run by some guy named Clyde that was for cat owners. It had that late 90s web aesthetic and people logged on and talked about their cats or asked questions. I miss that internet so much. Just weird little spaces people created.
I love the "could this be a solution" post because it's a perfect example of Founder brain. You have to be a special kind of stupid to imagine that you are the first person to come up with the idea of driving around the Strait of Hormuz. It's being so dumb that you think everyone else is even dumber
I’ll be honest, I genuinely believed there was until this last year.
We used to drive back and forth from Georgia to Maryland and on one of the trips bought a cassette (yes I’m old lol) of “trucker songs” from a gas station. And it started off with the Convoy theme song.
Good shit. That song hits hard in the middle of a 12 hour drive.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxp6...
Roger that, good buddy
Just spitballing, throwing out ideas, surely one of them will be the solution to a problem long known to be intractable.
Yeah I don’t see myself going back.
I guess you never know, they could decide to become employee-owned or something (lol) but as things stand, that relationship is over.
I had that too, although it was across the street but it was amazing to have coming home at night in the weekends
Baltimore too. You can park for free for a couple of hours during certain times or in certain streets but otherwise you mostly need the permit.
I’ll take what I can get out of this disaster
This isn’t funny in the normal sense but it is a little funny to read and think about how Trump just blew up smoothly functioning global trade for no reason at all.
Like a kid kicking a fire ant nest. Idiot.
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”
I can’t think of a single person, besides maybe a toddler, who thinks shorter-term than Trump lol
