Mystery John

inside you are two wolves

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Instead you could look at a not shitty self-published book by my very talented and extremely wonderful wife that doesn’t use AI slop for the cover (shameless plug) buy.bookfunnel.com/un0bl5afug

One a night, every night 💪

This is an absolute dogshit decision and makes me really angry.

I think it’s important to remember that you don’t get points for being a bootlicker, you just out yourself as a spineless little worm.

The boot doesn’t care how well you clean it. It will still crush you.

Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

Ooph

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

This is especially the case when you can get such an easy win by paying Pedro Pascal a bazillion dollars to dress up as Santa in the Coke truck and immediately have the entire internet love you and forget every bad thing you've ever done.

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

A pen drawing of a grotesque and unnerving creature that may or may not be a horse. It is accompanied with the quote “You can do anything.”

Please take some slightly unnerving encouragement from your past self

A figure wearing a dapper white suit, a thrall mask, and a translucent cowboy hat. They are pointing at the viewer and giving a thumbs up. They are standing in front of a wedge shaped black/grey sepulchral looking ship with “Tombship Depot” in spooky red letters. In the bottom corner is a spiky chest filled with glowing blue cubes.

Come on down to BUSINESS THRALL’S Tomb Ship Depot and walk away with a new ride, no glimmer down! We got Threshers, we got Skiffs, we got deals that will make Xur cry (can Xur cry?) Yee Haw! #FotLFashion2025

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

a bag of weed like the old school way before you could go into dispensaries, like an 8th of weed. Also a snickers bar in the bag.

a bullet from a rifle coming out of a peanut m&m

A handgun coming out of a Twix, camarmel stretched over the barrel and body

a klingon bat'leth coming out of a tiny bag of skittles

Parents, make sure to check your kids' candy this Halloween, you won't believe the stuff we are finding hidden in these wrappers!

Your deep lore is fucking bonkers

I’m helping!

Am I spamming your feed with posts about my wife's new book? You fucking bet I am!

The Lunar Quartz Library Looking for your next favorite read? Find it here on BookFunnel, available for a limited time only.

If I’ve convinced you here’s the link to buy from your preferred retailer!

buy.bookfunnel.com/un0bl5afug

Themes and Tropes

❤️ Sweet Romance
🏡 Found Family
🌺 Strong Female Friendships
📖 Light Academia
🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Rep
🧠 Neurodivergence Rep
🌟 Gentle & Cosy Magic

To take her place as Librarian of the Quartz Falls Library, she must learn to wield magic, trust her heart, and believe that even ordinary lives can hold extraordinary stories.

When an oversized, locked tome appears on the doorstep of the bookshop where Esme works, it sets off a chain of impossible events.
With the shop’s sudden closure and her quiet life unravelling, Esme is drawn into a world of magic, wonder, and secrets.

At thirty-five, Esme thought her story was already written—until a mysterious book invited her into another world.

A pink paperback book with the title the lunar Quartz library set against a pale pink and lilac background.

My debut cosy fantasy novel The Lunar Quartz Library is out today!

Read on for all the details 👇👇👇

The Lunar Quartz Library Looking for your next favorite read? Find it here on BookFunnel, available for a limited time only.

Here you go! Kobo, Apple, Smashwords and Fable right here.

buy.bookfunnel.com/un0bl5afug

It would mean loads to us both if you bought the book, or shared its existence with friends who might be interested in it

It is also available from other, non-Amazon sources, such as Smashwords, Kobo etc. but I don't have the link to those on hand/don't know how to find them

It's October 30th, so you know what that means? it means that the new book by my extremely talented wife @mrsglempy.bsky.social is now available! Get your cosy fantasy fix! amzn.eu/d/3rZqQxa

Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.