Bilbo Swaggins

"I lift heavy thing and have a beard"

- Millennial proverb

Hahah what the fuck?

dearest oomfs, should I post about my butt more

Anyway here’s my butt

Another morning, another workout… just put one foot in front of the other… but now I gotta run cuz the day is so busy!!! 👽

Let things remain unknown!

Legit don't know if this post or the comments responding are funnier

It really needs tweaking

Yeah exactly. It seems to have been mutated into a new kind of outrage now though. It's framed less as an evangelical right wing issue and more of a vague "this is yucky"

I think they're mad about all of it.

It's not even a new sentiment, for years I've seen people have no objection to violence, war, etc on tv, but the second you see some cheeks, it's panic time

Seeing fans of The Boys / Gen V complain about nudity is pretty funny.

"I can tolerate seeing someone eviscerated but if I see a butthole, I might die"

Photo of me in a black thong holding a vaccum cleaner. You can just faintly make out my chastity cage under the thong

Photo of me turned around pulling my cheeks to show off a red butt plug in my hole as I vaccuum

Oh sorry, you caught me in the middle of some housework 🤭

Staying up til midnight so I can be the first to wish you a Happy Locktober

*teleports behind a Goat*
"Neigh-thing personal, Kid."

Happy birthday and fat cock friday to me!

If you are feeling generous: onlyfans.com/touchstones_em

repost my boner or seven years of bad luck. #fcf

Leg veins be holding in there

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“…the giant stomped through the stone circle on his way to make sport with the village blacksmith, laughing at the small feeble legs of the townspeople…..”

When your country dog self finds the bone he is looking for 🥵 @xrustytaylorx.bsky.social

Weekend was fun

To me, you are peanut

Dead Like Me

Go on then 🤪

Big dumb useful bull

Don’t you hate it when you get out of the bath, and you still have bubbles stuck to you?

That's good - most of the books I'm after aren't new, they're usually old foundational texts, which seems to be exactly what they're missing.

That's nuts.

I've seen people talk about libraries as "the new third place" and I think the problem there is that they're still meant to function as libraries first and foremost.

Not to mention the range of books is kinda dire. The philosophy section was maybe two rows on a single shelf.