Cory

Pips #25 Hard 🔴
4:16

What a little cutie!

Ok I had to work late today, and this is exactly what I needed, thank you.

This is why I'm here.

MAGA is "pro-life" until the kid takes their first breath then it's everyone for themselves.

Every time a belligerent Trump supporter gets arrested a drag queen gets her wigs.

They're too excited he's finally doing something to bring plastic straws back.

This might be the best photo I've taken.

Plesiosaurs Japanese style tattoo, straight from Tokyo. I will never get another rib tattoo.

Tokyo! @chrissybleu.bsky.social

An extremely handsome man, relaxing on a bullet train with several beverages.

140 mph, fully reclined, sake, apple juice, brandy, this is the way to train.

First Shinkansen experience and we're doing it right. Gran Class, baby! Next stop: Tokyo!

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

At the airport lounge:
Chrissy (headed to get a snack): I'll be back
Me (impersonating Terminator): I'll be back

Everybody applauded, someone gave me 100 dollars, several people asked for my autograph.

I hope so too!

I'm ready for my first trip to Japan!

I've started watching Star Trek: Strange New Worlds and just got to the (first?) crossover episode with Star Trek: Lower Decks and it was really hilarious.

Can't say that I do. As an American I sit the national anthem out.

Speed up, slow down, fly up, fly down, yup that's about a million.

Number 1: they claimed to be dressed as "upside-down" snow cones. Number 2: I call total bullshit.

Upside-down snow cones are not a thing. Never have been. The KKK, unfortunately, is.

There needs to be repercussions for those involved. This should not be tolerated.

Wait, he's taking a vacation less than 2 weeks into a new job? Who else could get away with that?

I think, unfortunately, not much.

I'm not saying I'm "pro Uncle Simon", but you have to question Barbara's motives.

I remember my uncle, who grew up very impoverished, saying "no one ever gave me free school lunch" as if that were the qualifier. "If I didn't get it, no one else should." Is the Christian motto.

a white flag with a red circle in the center ALT: a white flag with a red circle in the center

We leave for Japan next week and I'm so excited to get out of this dumpster fire for a while that I can't think about anything else.

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Boooooooo!!!!!!!

Fun friends, fun times!