Sarah Shay

I've been saying "That's no good, nuh-uh" in the style of the kitten in Pod People whenever something goes wrong for the last 20-odd years, and I don't see myself stopping any time soon!

I finally realized what was wrong with this book: it is AGGRESSIVELY straight. Like it's not just straight, it is straight (derogatory).

Can an ass be stabbed in the back? A question for the philosophers among us.

A section of the Dropout FAQ about their new "superfan" tier: Will there be exclusive video content on Superfan? No! All video content will remain part of the core Dropout experience. Exclusive Superfan content will be behind-the-scenes images, art, interviews, written commentary, and more. Does this change my standard Dropout subscription? No - definitely not! The core of Dropout will always be the same for everyone, whether you’re a Superfan or a regular subscriber, or someone just using a friend’s login. We’ll also continue to be ad-free for all subscriptions.

For every time my broke ass felt stabbed in the back by a beloved podcast introducing a pay tier and immediately starting to talk shit about free listeners while putting the good stuff behind a paywall... @dropout.tv has healed me.

I don't like sweet and savory much -- I absolutely hate fruit and meat together, and green salads with sweet dressings are poison to me. I also don't like honey mustard, which is why this memory seems so weird! But I remember loving it...and now I really want to try it again.

My sister suddenly dropped a very deep-seated memory on me: eating Burger King chicken tenders with honey. Why did we, the pickiest eaters on the planet, ever try putting honey on tenders? Why did Burger King even have honey packets? When did they go away? Are we imagining this whole thing?

Seriously though, I heard Becca Scott say on a podcast "I don't buy albums, I just listen to Spotify" and my crush withered on the vine right then and there.

We stan a legend.

Seriously, we NEED Katie Wilson as mayor. We need Bruce "I'd sweep my own grandmother if it made my 4-million-dollar home appreciate in value" Harrell out of office even more. If you're a Seattle voter, I am BEGGING you not to miss this election, and to vote for Wilson.

Brennan Lee Mulligan, a white man in his 30s with red hair and beard, poses in front of a black and blue, backlit backrop, wearing a plaid button-down shirt and posing with his hands propped coyly under his chin.

He does sometimes!

Don't you EVER make me google "Brennan Lee Mulligan" with my heart in my throat ever again, I can't take it.

Never in my life have I been more excited to vote for a mayor.

I regret to inform everyone that, after rewatching the feel-good "Who Wants to Be Jacob Wysocki" episode of @gamechangershow.bsky.social, I looked up a fact about the president of the Phillipines they mentioned in the show. Turns out that guy really sucks! Should not have been part of that episode!

I paused Lisa Gilroy's episode about halfway through. I love her, but she went a little too dark with that character.

Me: Haha, I'm going to put on this 10-hour loop of a 30-second clip and see how long it takes me to get sick of it.

Me one hour and eight minutes later: 🎶Everybody knows that III AM, IIIIIIII AM 🎶

YouTube video by PrincessEmilyVEVO Princess Emily - I am American (10 hr version)

Okay, I finally started watching Very Important People on Dropout, and Princess Emily at Eurovision WHEN?? I want to see her representing San Marino in 2026.

This is a little niche at this point but god, what a payoff. Absolutely top tier for this joke format.

Did I just rewatch that episode of Smartypants for the Nth time? Yes I did, it is flawless.

One time I was hanging out with @mollylewis.wtf by the canal, and this seal swam right up near us and stuck his nose out of the water to breathe. I said, "He can't live where he lives," and without missing a beat, Molly said, "Yep, the Enthralled." This is true friendship. #nothankyoutheocean

My friend's 7-year-old once seriously asked him if he'd been alive during the Civil War. Time is very hard to parse when you've experienced so little of it 😂

Request granted.

You can have the villainous definition of "baddie" when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. I refuse to let it become yet another synonym for hottie.

Thanks folks, we'll be here all week!

I wish some website would offer me a free one-week tribulation. Just for a change.

I never want to hear Paul Hollywood say nipple anything.

Then agreed, that would be nice. But for the most part, I only want to see the things people have something to say about, so it works out for me.

I wish this for all of you, while smugly appreciating my own cancel-proof tattoos.

You can, I did it immediately. I still wish you could also do it by user, but being able to do everyone in one click is nice.

There was a really sketchy store in the neighborhood where I lived in 2003 called "Pet Supplies Plus." We always joked that the "Plus" was the meth they sold out of the back room...which has made streaming service names amusing to me for years 😂

Just played Jackbox games for the first time tonight, and I am here to be many years late in saying they are very fun! You mean to say there's an organized and socially acceptable way to spend an entire party trying to make everyone laugh? Twist my arm!