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I don’t care what anyone else says, Fran McCaffery is an absolute LEGEND for getting ejected from his final game as Iowa head coach. 10/10, no notes

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

It’s important to be able to separate what art is truly “bad” (poor execution, little skill) from something that is just not your preference. That halftime show was not made for me, but it was well done!

Hearing loud “go green, go white” in both Cali games 💚🤍

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

If it were legal to fire you, they wouldn't put so much effort into getting you to resign voluntarily.

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

I love seeing Ace Bailey eating at Northwestern knowing that my Spartans held him to 4/17 💅

I love watching Izzo offer kind words to the stars of the opposing team during handshakes 🥲

I’ve been thinking that Xavier Booker reminds me of someone. Then I realized …. He looks more like the Magic Johnson statue at the Bres more than Magic does 🙃

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

New rule: If you're OK with Trump's cabinet picks, you're never allowed to bring up meritocracy again. Ever.

No, I’m not going to be seen by your side as you annoy coworkers with ridiculous questions. Report back if they don’t bite your head off.

Currently reading travel blogs to make a rough itinerary for our next trip abroad, always looking for clues that our travel priorities are similar. I couldn’t close the one that said she was “excited to find a Hard Rock Cafe” fast enough.

I wish I could just enjoy the rare cold snap in Fort Worth without native Texans freaking the fuck out about every second it is below freezing and hoarding supplies like it’s the apocalypse. I swear there would be less panic if marijuana was legalized 😅

MSU has won the race to 69

The Spartans are 10-0 this season when winning the race to 69

Can you label yourself as “retired” if you never really had a job??

Normalize using subtitles rather than increasing the volume when watching British shows

He does a better Pilates teaser than I do 😭

Every year I watch the Game Awards hoping to see an announcement for Elder Scrolls VI, and every year I am sad. 😢

Objectively false, but I don’t argue with Walmart Wolverines.

You know a Michigan football player is up to no good when they start skipping somewhere after a win. Sore winners. This is why no one likes you.

The best way to celebrate Black Friday is to eat leftovers while unsubscribing from every marketing email list you accidentally joined in the last year