Sammy Obeid

Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam

The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights

Deport them.

Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster

Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values

War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?

Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files

A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(

No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there

We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang.

The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta

Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine…

Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising.

Trump reading the Epstein files is.

Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!

Done until then

This is my family in Gaza. I talk with my lil bro everyday and sometimes I don’t have words. How do they do it? I don’t know anyone in America who could live this way for more than 5 days without a mental breakdown. Their strength & resilience is unimaginable. Here’s his message to the world

My family is Arab & Texan. Don’t frack with us

Florida, I only visit once a year, let’s make it count (Counting is when you use your fingers and say numbers). Let your folks know!

YouTube video by Sammy Obeid COMEDIAN DESTROYS FRENCH POLITICS

If you want a break from American politics and wanna laugh at somebody else’s problems, this was cathartic

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Saying “Free Palestine” is no longer a political statement. It’s a sign of mental health.

“Green Day shouldn’t make political statements”
-American Idiot

Last stops before heading back home and being rerouted to El Salvador

“But what about LGBTQ and women’s rights in the Muslim world?”
My response:

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. And injustice everywhere means we really f’d up somewhere

Paris! We added a show Monday!

When did I know that journalism is dead? When I literally watched a journalist burn alive because Israel bombed a tent next to a hospital in Gaza and the only reason I saw it is because I have Instagram

Just got kicked out of the Disney Store for asking for the Snow White Free Palestine shirts

And come see me on tour!