Sammy Obeid

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YouTube video by Sammy Obeid IS EVERYONE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES?? | STAND UP COMEDY

Here’s my hour of standup on the recent Epstein files drop. I did it to help keep me sane. Hopefully it does for you too

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If someone tries to run you over, and you shoot them to prevent it, that’s self-defense

If you kind of but not really almost get hit by a car because you stand near it, harassing a driver with no legal authority, and once out of harms way, you shoot… you’re just a murderer who made your own uniform

The United States and Israel are in a toxic relationship

Tonight! Free new hour for the people (except the parts I blacked out but you can just copy paste those into your browser)

To those saying “Ms Rachel doesn’t deserve it” this isn’t a competition - I have no ill feelings toward her. Honestly couldn’t see the title going to a better person. I’ll work harder ❤️

Thanks to everyone reaching out. I need to be alone right now. After years of spreading awareness on the genocide in Gaza and the dehumanization of Palestinian children, I didn’t even make the “Top 10 Antisemites of the Year.” I DM’d the StopAntisemism board who said I “didn’t even make top 100.”

And this photo will forever be known as:
Mam-Donnie

Figured out who Bubba is. It will blow your…

Why so hard to believe Trump blew a horse? He wanted to do better in the Gallup polls.

Not the jobs report we were expecting

YouTube video by Sammy Obeid PROOF THAT EPSTEIN WAS MOSSAD | STAND UP COMEDY

Epstein was Mo-sad. New investigative stand up special premiers in a few hours. Tune in!

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Yes! I will be back in San Francisco on January 1, 4:40pm at Punchline Comedy Club. Sign up for my text list and I will send you show info! Bottom of the page: sammyko.com

About Sammy Obeid Lebanese-Palestinian-Syrian-Italian-American, born in Oakland, California, Sammy Obeid is best known for his 1,001 day streak of consecutive comedy performances

Hey! Did you get your tickets? I will be in Stockholm on November 9, 6pm and 8pm at The Laugh House Stockholm. If you sign up for my email list I will send you the link to the show. Go to the bottom of the page at: sammyko.com/pages/about-us.

Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam

The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights

Deport them.

Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster

Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values

War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?

Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files

A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(

No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there

We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang.

The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta

Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine…

Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising.

Trump reading the Epstein files is.

Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!