Eric Peter DeWolff

Today, in less dramatic news
during these Unprecedented Times.

So, Commerce & Opportunity knocked,
and those businesspeople were the knockers.
Geez, if the product line were sports event tix, or pork belly futures?!
It’d be a non-story!

Just because they’re peddling
other human beings?”

Picky-picky-picky.

At least they appreciate life.
And trade on that. 😉😱

This young fellow is also . . .
worthy of some luv!!
Did I stutter?
I think not!
If you want to rock ‘n’ roll —
Just say “SKÖL!”
DeWolff Pack salutes
Minnesota Vikings, 1-0!!
D+🐺 🫡🫡

<FakeRage>
It’s 2025… (More or less)
How does anySOUL single-handedly go from potentially behind bars FACING CONSEQUENCES to …
Grand emperor of all time?
There’s no way that could ever happen!!
Cue whole parts of the country responding,
“Hold my beer. Also hold my meth,”
Think #BadHairyanNation! 🐺🫡

You can do better. 😱
You have. 😉
Golly!

Annunciation 8-26-25 In memory of those children.

Purple Hearts for Annunciation parishioners:
When the fallen our children,
we ALL are wounded.

#AnnunciationChurch
#AnunciatonAugust26th2025

My reply is to ALL leadership, not only a Minnesota contingent, but a more unified or less extremist driven.

I can’t believe this is “going out on a limb” as if anyone is pro-violence or violent crime tolerant?

The room for improvement is also a substantial challenge, one we cannot ignore!!

So file a class-action lawsuit?
Call your Representative, your congresspeople, your Mayor/County Commissioners and raise a fuss!! Put your government officials on notice that you’re putting them to work for you . . . Because that’s what they’re supposed to be doing there. Not just being fat cats.

George Hamilton and James Brolin in an alternate universe.
….in these “Unprecedented Times!”

Is George Hamilton in an upgraded body these days?
Shrugging, “A, I didn’t know!”
I can hardly wait till we teach the AI to shrug off consequences as easily as we have. Boy that’ll leave them a lot of time on their hands to think of some shit.

Duke, you know how I feel!
But our families will always have this “Speciesism”, and that won’t change.
I don’t care!
I just want to be with you.
Love is Love!💕

Bessie-Lee

~ Me, trolling the easily troll-able folk!

I gather that “It ain’t gonna go away”.

Requests? How about rebranding the Everly Brothers’ “Bye Bye Love”? They might just replace the word “love” with, oh, maybe a surname?

A Music fan with ideas. 🪕🎸🥁

🎶 “ It ain’t gonna go away!” 🎶

Well, or at least a pretty good dane.
See also Not-so-bad Dane.

Also the same thought here.

@nightengalejr.bsky.social
Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcaster relievers? It seems like the local faves & Hall of Famers are intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either.
* As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun!

@twins0.bsky.social
Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcaster relievers? It seems like those local faves & Hall of Famers are intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either.
* * As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun!

👍

Be confident it WOULD INDEED raise mucho dinero.
***** A very creative idea!! *****
Also, I’m thinking this morphs into something else.
As in, wouldn’t it slowly turn into a make-shift (non-student) lock-in?
—Which would be better than getting popped for DWI by local
Law Enforcement.
**NICE!**

Honest to God!
This looks like that one famous pigeon whose father owned a bread factory!
“Dad” set him up with virtually an inexhaustible supply of bread loaves. All he’s got to show for his legacy is one slice of bread?
Who the hell does he think he is?
A candidate? 😉🫡🐺🫡
~ Pigeon President? ~

This was originally up around 1027 but I spotted a typo and obsessed over it.

My brother’s apple tree is getting exclusive clientele.
Last week it was one woodland wanderer, Woodrow Woodchuck, LFF-er,
and today?
A Dancing Doe!
Dierdra and Dieter ?
Bitsy and Bucky ?
He was camera shy,
or suspicious. Enjoy!

Stray cats, waiting. . .
Up and down the boulevard
Nine lives, mating!
Mittens, Muffin,
Caterwaul in the night-ee-yight
It goes on and on
(Meow ! Meow! Meow!) (?)
(Or Just zero lyrics + insane amounts of cat vocals by everyone in the room

General Trump. Full Dress Uniform ➡️Exaggerated to his levels(?)
Deep down he wants the coolest bestest uniform which he doesn’t actually know Bo-Diddly or piddly-diddlySquat about! 🫡🫡
Commander-and-Chef?
More like Swedish Chef of The Muppet Show fame!
“Bort Bort Bort!”

@ibanut56.bsky.social
FYI: an introductory screenshot of my um shenanigans & pov

Go for a jog on a hot day, see what you get!
Nice combo joke-pun & dad joke too!

I’m pitching Munchie Cycle Consumerism as I’m launching a pop-up industry branching out as wanted.
This may be more Patreon-ready than anticipated for ordinary times.
#Crowdfunding/BlatantlyImmoral
#EconomicCrunch
#MixInaWordSalad
#MunchieBoutique(s)
#FastFoodBuzzDemographic
#WastedElegantly

Pristine sure beats Spacious of Roomy.
Adjectives from an Open House?
Not strictly healthy.
Thankful for the positivity and excellent news .
Peachy!
🐺🫡

Using a “good shovel” will never a waste of time. Having a backhoe or Bobcat is pretty legit too.
Following.

In a country seemingly as divided as we are, building alliances, schools, homes and even some Good Will is as important as re-building that bridge.
* * *
Keep sounding the bells of freedom and America’s Democracy as those will never become unnecessary.
-One Veteran’s Opinion ~

On July 25th, 2025, DeWolffmanInMpls ut his nose HERE!
I bet it will be nearly October before this post gets noticed by the people who …. Andy. I hear Andy’s voice on the MNCS responses.