@joelosteen.bsky.social
I am not Joel Osteen, and neither should you
“It’s not the transmaxxers that will get you, it’s the groypers…” is the new “it’s not the heat it’s the humidity…” #usa #jimmykimmel
18.09.2025 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He died as he lived: loving guns, totally okay with deaths from gun violence, and scared of trans people for some reason
11.09.2025 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
10.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 16058 🔁 4292 💬 146 📌 60Actually, you add his power to your own, it’s called the Quickening #highlander #charliekirk
10.09.2025 20:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Denzel Washington lines from Philadelphia)
(Electric guitar)
(Old west piano)
(Denzel lines from Training Day)
Work: Are you dressing up for Halloween?
Me:
*Getting in an Uber at 3:30am*
Me: hey, how’s it going?
Uber driver: *unintelligible*
Me: I trust you completely
YouTube has eliminated ad blockers, and I have officially become The Joker. This is the first time The Last Straw has ever been officially documented. I expect mass shootings to increase by 30%. God bless.
19.10.2023 04:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Toyotathon, Daddy
18.10.2023 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…and also with you
13.10.2023 13:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“busting up these unions, smh…”
- Jeff Bezos
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