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Black and white photo of a 19th/early 20th century boxer. He has a large mustache, black pants, and is holding his fists up as far as his torso; his left arm extends outward.

If you ever get into a fight and your opponent squares up like this, just know you're about to get bodied:

I bet boofing adderall behind the desk in the oval office feels amazing

Photo of Mr. Rogers putting on his trademark blue casual shoes. He is sitting on a bench. He is wearing a red-tinted front zip sweater with dark slacks. He has on a white collared shirt and dark colored necktie.

TV TRIVIA: Mr. Rogers can be found changing out of his work shoes and into his casual shoes at the start of each episode of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood". This is because, at one time in America, you could relax at home after work.

Each word was more captivating than the last

I was JUST bitching about this. I feel so vindicated.

From the bottom of my heart: FUCK the AI Coca-Cola commercial.

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

Hey coach, sorry about that penalty. Oh, hey, random question - are you mad at me?

I can't prove it, but I feel like most of my family's meme game is trash

Millennials: I feel like how you named your mp3 files was just as good as any personality test. For the record:

[Artist Name] - [Track Title]

Classic Coke: Classic, a classic

Referring to regular Pepsi as "Crystal Pepsi Brown"

Starting the rumor Mr. Beast is the head of antifa

What the hell was that in the Thursday night pregame show? Weird and LOUD echoing ambient tone. Did I get hypnotized? Did my eyes turn black as I started speaking an unholy language?

Okay but what does the horse concern himself with

Blue

Joni Mitchell will alter your brain chemistry for the better. I am serious.

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The original post with "are you a big mad incel because i make money selling my body? All labor is selling your body stupid the difference is that i own my labor". Below the meme, only a vacant "deleted" post remains.

lol

I slept with sabrina carpenter and it was so bad she said she's only making christian music from now on

My friend just turned the audio volume to an odd prime number and my skull started itching

Doordashing milk and cookies like I'm Santa Claus in January

For the record, I solved Anna Garcia's custom Connections puzzle with zero errors so I'm taking that as a sign I should shoot my shot with her.

Ha ha! I've found it! The piece of evidence that will surely change the mind of the conservative stranger I've been arguing with on the internet!

Joining the focus group on what Christian Heaven should look like

Also, follow up question: are you equating a meme I shared to the murder of a dangerous political mouthpiece? You false equivalency much?

Violence and fear are the only language fascists and racists understand.

I'm merely advocating for learning their mother tongue.

I hope all the hot singles in my area that were ready to chat are doing alright

I hate it here, but there's fantasy football and bits with your friends and billy woods, so I choose this life.

Comedy Bang! Bang! Is the One Piece of comedy podcasts.

Photo of Donald Trump waving. His eyes look almost closed. His face sags into a natural frown. This is a photo of a dying body.

This is the face of a man who knows Hell exists and he'll be there soon.

Photo of a Caucasian mannequin head with a silk head of light brown hair and matching beard behind a shop window. The hair has been braided into cornrows. Along his upper lip, there is a mustache braid. There are also braided loops on the mannequin's cheek and jawline.

Taking this photo to great clips as reference material