Kenny Log Ins

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

Hey coach, sorry about that penalty. Oh, hey, random question - are you mad at me?

I can't prove it, but I feel like most of my family's meme game is trash

Millennials: I feel like how you named your mp3 files was just as good as any personality test. For the record:

[Artist Name] - [Track Title]

Classic Coke: Classic, a classic

Referring to regular Pepsi as "Crystal Pepsi Brown"

Starting the rumor Mr. Beast is the head of antifa

What the hell was that in the Thursday night pregame show? Weird and LOUD echoing ambient tone. Did I get hypnotized? Did my eyes turn black as I started speaking an unholy language?

Okay but what does the horse concern himself with

Blue

Joni Mitchell will alter your brain chemistry for the better. I am serious.

open.spotify.com/album/1vz94W...

The original post with "are you a big mad incel because i make money selling my body? All labor is selling your body stupid the difference is that i own my labor". Below the meme, only a vacant "deleted" post remains.

lol

I slept with sabrina carpenter and it was so bad she said she's only making christian music from now on

My friend just turned the audio volume to an odd prime number and my skull started itching

Doordashing milk and cookies like I'm Santa Claus in January

For the record, I solved Anna Garcia's custom Connections puzzle with zero errors so I'm taking that as a sign I should shoot my shot with her.

Ha ha! I've found it! The piece of evidence that will surely change the mind of the conservative stranger I've been arguing with on the internet!

Joining the focus group on what Christian Heaven should look like

Also, follow up question: are you equating a meme I shared to the murder of a dangerous political mouthpiece? You false equivalency much?

Violence and fear are the only language fascists and racists understand.

I'm merely advocating for learning their mother tongue.

I hope all the hot singles in my area that were ready to chat are doing alright

I hate it here, but there's fantasy football and bits with your friends and billy woods, so I choose this life.

Comedy Bang! Bang! Is the One Piece of comedy podcasts.

Photo of Donald Trump waving. His eyes look almost closed. His face sags into a natural frown. This is a photo of a dying body.

This is the face of a man who knows Hell exists and he'll be there soon.

Photo of a Caucasian mannequin head with a silk head of light brown hair and matching beard behind a shop window. The hair has been braided into cornrows. Along his upper lip, there is a mustache braid. There are also braided loops on the mannequin's cheek and jawline.

Taking this photo to great clips as reference material

Photo of the hardback edition of the book, "The Godfather", by Mario Puzo.

"It was the gaba-est of times, it was the gool-est of times,"

Smoking strains that got me asking the employees at target where they keep their minotaur

I think the "great" lakes are only referred to as such because of a manufactured scarcity of lakes. The enshittification of bodies of water.

Me: looking for something exotic

My plug: got a strain that makes you think you're martin scorsese or robert de niro

(2 hours later)

Me: remember when we made the irishman

My friend: ragin ball

Me: look at you, you little scamp

The cop arresting me for trespassing: shut the fuck up

Artist's rendering of the Criterion Collection release of "House Party", starring Kid N' Play, due November 2025.

TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD THE CRITERION HYPE TRAIN