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lebsians, photography, coffee, and books she/her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ , 30, seattleish twitch.tv/tealeeves_

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so real, highly recommend switching to cypionate. the longer tail made that stop for me completely lol

23.10.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And before that it was "just about sports".

Each of these issues were obvious trojan horses intended to start the ball rolling on their end goal: transgender genocide. And we were saying that the whole time, but very few listened.

18.09.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did a teenager write this? what the hell lol

16.09.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the taper on valerate definitely sucks but i switched to cipionate and haven't had any issues anymore

16.09.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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just got the tlt tattoo :3
I'll post it unwrapped in a few days

07.09.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The first book in another trilogy (sorry), The Will of the Many seems like a standard "exiled prince hides in evil empire plotting revenge" book, but it's both very fun the whole way through, and had probably the most unpredictable ending to a book I've ever read. Cant wait for more

29.07.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blood Song tells the possibly truthful recounting of the protagonist's journey to becoming a member of a religious paramilitary group followed by becoming the most hated man in an empire. It's got some magical bits scattered throughout that really come into play in books 2 and 3.

29.07.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jade City (and the rest of the Greenbone trilogy) are like if The Godfather was set in southeast asia and also the mafia had superpowers. It's personality really shines and I was enthralled basically the entire way through the series.

29.07.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Okay I'm super late to this but here you are -

This is How you Lose the Time War is by far one of the best books I've ever read.
It tells the story of two agents on opposing sides of a war across time, and it's just so beautiful it made me SOB.

29.07.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This could be fun :3

One like = one book I love!

28.07.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh my god i read their explanation and they just say it's fine because we'll just get the suicide rate to drop over time ๐Ÿ’€

17.07.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The denazification of our government will be a generational task

14.07.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Level 3 Tower on Round 1? Is this Strategy Unbeatable? | Mechabellum
YouTube video by tea leeves Level 3 Tower on Round 1? Is this Strategy Unbeatable? | Mechabellum

Behold, my very first video as I try to become a content creator <3

14.07.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there a seattle trans beach day this year??

14.07.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's just that easy

09.07.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

making her laugh so hard she farts

09.07.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i formally apologize to all streamers, i wasn't familiar with your game.
setting this shit up is so much WORK, and I literally work in IT!!!

09.07.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank u! โค๏ธ

07.07.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

real talk, if any actual artists are looking for commissions... ๐Ÿ˜…

07.07.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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here's the speaking version lmao :3

07.07.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A custom magic the gathering card. It's a parody of older cards with obscurely worded abilities that also suck. It features a blue guy with a septum piercing, I believe he's the frontman of some rock band. 
The card reads: Ashnod Applebottom, 4UBBR, 4/4. Summon Legend. The first time you tap an artifact on a turn, if another card is sacrificed as part of that ability, you may activate that ability again for free, especially if the card is named 'Ashnod's Altar' and if a sacrificed creature has the 'Phyrexian' subtype, whereupon it happens again. 4, Sacrifice a creature: Put a -2/+3 counter on this creature. It becomes a Wall creature until end of turn. (Walls can't attack).
I created this card in 2022 using mtg.design

A custom magic the gathering card. It's a parody of older cards with obscurely worded abilities that also suck. It features a blue guy with a septum piercing, I believe he's the frontman of some rock band. The card reads: Ashnod Applebottom, 4UBBR, 4/4. Summon Legend. The first time you tap an artifact on a turn, if another card is sacrificed as part of that ability, you may activate that ability again for free, especially if the card is named 'Ashnod's Altar' and if a sacrificed creature has the 'Phyrexian' subtype, whereupon it happens again. 4, Sacrifice a creature: Put a -2/+3 counter on this creature. It becomes a Wall creature until end of turn. (Walls can't attack). I created this card in 2022 using mtg.design

i pull up to commander night and slap this bad boy on the table, wwyd?

07.07.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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do u like my new pngtuber avatar? i drew it myself

07.07.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

oh right, yeah that's fucking insane

06.07.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is this really about hating children? or is it just anti-natalism

06.07.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unironically need to have these agents against the wall when this is over. Willingly signing up for this denotes you as non-human.

03.07.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what the hell how does anyone draw anything on computers this makes no sense. all the lines are jagged and squiggly and look like shit. i try the bezier curve thing and nothing looks right? honestly if you're an artist you must be gods most talented and hardest working soul

03.07.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

easiest challenge of my life. Tokyo Drift will forever be my goat.

02.07.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can i be like, a bsky highbie at least ๐Ÿฅบ

25.06.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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pussy pic Tuesday ๐Ÿ™Š

25.06.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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