Dr Headgear

(or as they're known in Norway: "trousers")

We're currently at 0.78 xT where we were at 0.49 xT at this point last season*

*Expected Titles**, obviously

**Yes, I have just made it up

Goofys would surf a right break on their backside.

Hope that helps.

It's definitely that bloody joke's night

The title race was "all over", then it was "on again" - are pundits suffering massive head loss within the space of a couple of goals?

Just beyond parody at this point

"These sheep are our own"

"Noooorf Yoooooorkshire forever, wotever the wevver"

Same. "BRB, just off to the alpaca cuddling barn"

brb gonna do a mashup of ynwa with yakety sax

SENDING EMERGENCY SUPPORT ALPACAS FOR GUNNERSAURUS

This is every city, every town, every urban centre, every single time car traffic is restricted. It is always a net social and economic benefit. There are no credibly documented exceptions.

Never go full Barclays

Because of the foul by Haaland. If Haaland hadn't fouled then a tackle/clearance could have been made, but Haaland only had to foul because he'd been held back earlier. It's actually the right result, though weird as fuck

Lol. Fucking lol.

Wonder how he felt seeing Salah balloon one up into outer space earlier?

Thank you, you big Nandor-looking cunt

Cheers, one of my favourites there

“Triple-tap” here means the IDF bombed the journalists at the hospital and then bombed emergency responders not once but TWICE:

It's some truly American exceptionalism I think. A belief in some fairytale "believe in yourself and anything can happen!" bullshit.

Kid Rock is just another name for Epstein Island.

Weirdest spelling of "guillotines" ever

Nor was Thierry's, but what stuck was just his name. Going down the Lane and explaining to the scum was all but forgotten.

Pare it down, get to the critical bit that everyone can bang out really loudly, on and on and on imo 😉 That's why "SALIBA!" works so well.

Errrr..... tbh..... can't see it

I want to avoid all the verses and stuff, just bang out "ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI. LA LA LA LA LAAA" over and over again. All round the ground. No lyrics sheets needed. Could bounce it between stands like N.Bank/Clock End chant - one does Zubis, the other does laaas

First I started wearing head-to-toe Lycra, then I bought myself a bobsleigh. What's next?
It's a slippery slope.

Hand washing obsessiveness during COVID didn't really stop COVID, but we saw some of the lowest rates of hospital admission for GI infections ever. Wash your hands. Don't go out if you're vomiting or have the runs.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this female peregrine falcon shake

The way she slowly grows in to a falcorb is mesmerizing 🫨

This video is NOT in slow motion!

Peregrine Falcon 📷🌿🪶

Not to be a chips-pisser (there must be a German compound verb for this?) but the WSL is 16 games shorter and far less even.

Sorry.

Look, I'm really sorry about those chips.

Reigning European and World Champion Kim Little with the best tackle you will see today. 🫡