@fbihop.com.bsky.social
Business reporter from New Mexico. Lots of sports, pinball, random thoughts
This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
04.12.2025 02:59 — 👍 2035 🔁 371 💬 20 📌 15OK! SO! I have made the ultimate illustration of this.
Ariana Grande November 2024 (interview) vs Cynthia Erivo November 2025 (audiobook recording by the author)
Yoda meme Begun the Spotify Wrapped has
03.12.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday, old man!
03.12.2025 08:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me and all of my fellow @cbbworld.bsky.social fans are beside ourselve at something that's going on that I could not BEGIN to describe to a non-CBB World fan.
03.12.2025 07:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🎵It’s beginning to look a lot like an e-meter reading!🎵
03.12.2025 07:15 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter snSrtpodoe5 h 86m6h69gg243m9019mfil605g08077gh2473 5 5a02amac5ua · 🚨 Black Friday Break-In at Ashland ABC Store 🚨 Suspect Apprehended After Liquor-Fueled Rampage On Saturday morning, Officer Martin responded to an unusual call at the Ashland ABC Store. Upon arrival, she discovered the “suspect” had broken in, ransacked several shelves, and then… passed out in the bathroom. The suspect? A very intoxicated raccoon. 🦝🥃 Officer Martin safely secured our masked bandit and transported him back to the shelter to sober up before questioning. After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer. A big shout-out to Officer Martin for handling this chaotic scene with professionalism and good humor. Just another day in the life at Hanover Animal Protection!
A liquor store with a lot of broken liquor bottles
A raccoon passed out next to a toilet.
Crime is out of control.
02.12.2025 22:49 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "pinball" (149×)
2. "dodgers" (137×)
3. "mexico" (104×)
4. "game" (66×)
5. "tournament" (59×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter snSrtpodoe5 h 86m6h69gg243m9019mfil605g08077gh2473 5 5a02amac5ua · 🚨 Black Friday Break-In at Ashland ABC Store 🚨 Suspect Apprehended After Liquor-Fueled Rampage On Saturday morning, Officer Martin responded to an unusual call at the Ashland ABC Store. Upon arrival, she discovered the “suspect” had broken in, ransacked several shelves, and then… passed out in the bathroom. The suspect? A very intoxicated raccoon. 🦝🥃 Officer Martin safely secured our masked bandit and transported him back to the shelter to sober up before questioning. After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer. A big shout-out to Officer Martin for handling this chaotic scene with professionalism and good humor. Just another day in the life at Hanover Animal Protection!
A liquor store with a lot of broken liquor bottles
A raccoon passed out next to a toilet.
Crime is out of control.
02.12.2025 22:49 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0You should move on from Harry Potter because JK is a transphobe but also because you're 40 years old
01.12.2025 01:54 — 👍 107 🔁 23 💬 3 📌 0Saw someone caring about Jim Rome's opinion in the year 2025.
What's next? Mike Francesa? Tony Kornheiser?
So it’s NOT my imagination
02.12.2025 08:23 — 👍 881 🔁 121 💬 36 📌 21
I'm being self deprecating. Or realistic. You decide.
02.12.2025 06:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@supersloth.net bait
02.12.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Church Rock
Ghost towns
Balloon Fiesta
Pueblo Revolt
When I saw the Marty Supreme trailer I legitimately thought it was a parody for like the first thirty seconds.
02.12.2025 01:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You were just in the background of a Coen Brothers movie.
01.12.2025 23:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Here's what the Google AI said..."
NOPE!
I donate monthly to Wikipedia
01.12.2025 01:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0UNM really should not have lost to San Jose State this year.
30.11.2025 06:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think UNM is screwed either way
30.11.2025 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Also this www.krqe.com/news/brawl-b...
29.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
an ad for the new series “welcome to derry” with the tagline “go back to where IT all began“, except somehow, they highlighted the word “to“ instead of “it“
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Our own @eliothochberg.bsky.social is back from a trip to Indonesia and spent some time witnessing the wonderful work the folks at @smiletrain.org do!
Please enjoy this!
youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E
Donate and help them continue their incredible mission!
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LIFE IS SHORT STEAL A PYLON LOL
29.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 306 🔁 53 💬 7 📌 10
Pope Leo with a baseball bat on a plane
The Pope is tired of just asking you to give confession.
29.11.2025 18:06 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0@profanity.accountant hmm
29.11.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0is this how the term boo birds came to be?
28.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
