Jayjayjjetplane

Jayjayjjetplane

@jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social

Photographer: I take pictures of where I live & where I wander 📸 A left-handed Leftie, I love David Lynch, reading sci-fi / fantasy & I adore poached eggs on toast. 💜Aston Villa F.C.💙

175 Followers 108 Following 237 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Watching the Villa game with the commentary muted is highly recommended. Not having to listen to Martin “The Mekon” Keown literally contradict reality is nothing short of bliss 🤓

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Umbrella novella (ii)

From Matisse to Magritte, Mary Poppins to Kingsman, the umbrella’s iconic silhouette permeates our art & culture.

So I’m not alone in this umbrella obsession. I enjoy how its theatrical shape interacts with people as they walk the city streets, come rain or shine ☔️😊📸

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Umbrella novella (i)

During one of the recent rainy days, I was going through folders of my photos, doing a bit of file tidying & organising.
I noticed (with no small irony!) that I have a propensity for snapping people using umbrellas ☔️ around the City

➡️➡️➡️

#streetphotography #umbrella

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Other People’s Litter

Ten minutes in my front garden with my litter-picker stick. Ten minutes & this bag was full of people’s rubbish. Plastic bags, sauce bottles, toddler’s shoes, nappies, beer cans, PLUS a metal fan stuffed in the hedge.

‘Keep Britain Tidy”?!? 😢 I shake my stick at you angrily 🤬

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3 weeks ago
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding a llama in his hand . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding a llama in his hand .
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a man with a prosthetic leg is running on a road . ALT: a man with a prosthetic leg is running on a road .
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Our youngest is turning twenty, hip hip hip hooray. Our children are all grown up and we’re gonna run away 😂🎂🎉🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

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@suemasonburns.bsky.social is a bit parky 🤣🥶

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The FA cup at Villa Park! Fingers crossed it’s a positive sign from the gods of football!

Up the Villa!

#astonvilla #avfc #holteendersinthesky

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3 weeks ago

Do you sell buckets? 🙃

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3 weeks ago

Looking forward to my Valentine’s Day date down the Villa with @suemasonburns.bsky.social Lots of shouting, visceral passion & scoring goals, we know how to partay 🤣🥰😘

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1 month ago

I used to sing “See the face you love light up with a flamethrower” to the Terry’s All Gold advert🔥🔥🔥

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1 month ago

Oy oy! Wee Jimmy Krankie’s in the house!

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1 month ago

Cheering on Leeds a little bit too 🤣

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Rainy Digbeth Night

A rain-soaked night walk around Digbeth, with interesting scenes and characters aplenty 😂📸

#streetphotography #fujixt20 #digbeth

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That’s you that is. That’s your best dancing that is.

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1 month ago
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Very 1971

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6am in the City

Sometimes I can’t sleep, so I’ll go walking to tire myself out. On this occasion I walked as far as the City just before dawn as the early mists were rising.

#birmingham #streetphotography #shotonlumix

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This.

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1 month ago

Be well Buddy, rooting for you! 👊

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

That’s perfectly normal, especially if it needs oiling, which is particularly satisfying to watch or partake in 🤣

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1 month ago

Nah, they’ll just blow back again on the next breeze. Loppers are much more effective (and satisfying), or a chainsaw 🤣🤣🤣

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Digbeth before dawn

A view across the Custard Factory towards the omnipresent cranes and evolving lift shifts of the Digbeth skyline. The early morning fog rolling in across Bordesley adds a Blade Runner quality that I really enjoy photographing 🤩

Digbeth, 2026.

#digbeth #urbanphotography

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Jeez mate, what a bloody shock for you and your Fam! Sending mega-positive vibes to you, keeping my fingers crossed for a hopeful diagnosis going forward. Be well 👊🤞🙏🏻

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1 month ago
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Just for you @jomonty.bsky.social

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Villa fans, we’ve been blessed of late, winning games in swashbuckling fashion. Today, a resolute Brentford side done us over. Villa have come so far under Unai Emery & clubs want to beat us. Despite the terrific atmosphere & banter, a sucker punch goal & VAR controversy sank us.
Such is football ⚽️

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1 month ago

Prefer it when you use the cat’o’nine tails tbh, less bruising 😂

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1 month ago
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Back down the Villa again!

And yes, that geezer is trying to eat my ear! We’re right by the corner flag so on arse watch for @jomonty.bsky.social 📸

Up the bloody Villa!

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