Josh Taylor

Well that was a weird game but I’ll accept it. Go sounders!

MLB should institute a better extra-time policy, like a hot dog eating contest after the 10th inning to wrap things up and keep in line with the Americana

Good god Mariners this is excruciating

Yeah, my god, I bought this game nearly a decade ago and it was like $50. And for it to be continually updated is incredible. Such a good game and insanely cheap entertainment

Nouhou kindly sprayed one of the Vancouver assholes that was overheated

Nouhou spraying people with water lol

I think I need a cooling break before I throw the remote at the tv. What the hell was that sounders??

I think it’s because there was a long break in between games, and then the last two games have sucked, so not a lot of excitement there lol

Not being kid friendly meant I wasn’t able to go there in 5 years. That and they closed super early. So, while it’s a bit sad, very glad Rough and Tumble will improve the space

Not how Suarez isn’t banned until 2026 for “Misappropriation of Saliva”

I didn’t know Messi read and submitted to the Seattle Times

Now featuring: ‘Suack Tuah’

It’s bizarre. I knew a Seattle guy that went to sounders games almost his whole life. Loved Messi, and the second he went to Miami, this guy dropped his Sounders fandom instantly. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*Suarez behaves as every person who has seen him play over 15 years* PIECE. OF. SHIT.

Yeah, fuck that guy. This should be a huge ban for these fucking babies

God, Inter Miami is pathetic. Spitting and throwing punches after being embarrassing by a bunch of youths. Take your losses with grace, you fucking losers

Aww too slow, not today satan

*clears throat* fuck miami

lol

Rave Green night mode

Lotta 10-year-olds about to get booed mercilessly

Mr. Big and Mr. Kid, as my daughter named them, are ready for the Sounders to whoop ass

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Woof, $85 to $220. Glad I got mine yesterday

Gonna start yelling “Messi sucks” at all the 8-year-olds I see wearing his Miami jersey their parents got from Costco this week, just to prepare for Sunday

Absurd red card. Where the hell is his foot supposed to go? I’m no Nouhou stan, but god damn that is a stupid card

More like Poo-sovski. What a fucking idiot. Lucky to be through #sounders

God Pulisic is such an unlikeable baby

“Jesus is a king red card” - georgi 🙄

Jesus = a red card offense 🤔 sounders