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Sounders! โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐Ÿ†

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โ€œJesus is a king red cardโ€ - georgi ๐Ÿ™„

04.08.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus = a red card offense ๐Ÿค” sounders

04.08.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถ throw the ball at a fan, score a goal in a 7-0 win, thatโ€™s nouhou, thatโ€™s nouhou ๐ŸŽถ

01.08.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A favorite part of the Sounders annihilation of Cruz Azul was when their players just stopped the ball in their half for a while waiting for the game to end, like a team down by 20 points in a basketball game dribbles out the last 10 seconds and accepts their fate.

Just brutal for a soccer game.

01.08.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay the Sounders 7 actually made me regret opting out for Leagues Cup.

01.08.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, no matter the optics on the roster, I was gonna opt out of these games. Summer is too busy and these games are weird days/times

01.08.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Moses Missouri

25.07.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Gonzo voice from Muppet Christmas Carol*

โ€œAnd tiny Tim, who DID NOT DIEโ€ฆโ€

22.07.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do, but like you said, doesnโ€™t excuse any other prior behaviors. The original wtf still applies, even without this image! lol

13.07.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For that extra bit heโ€™s gonna get a nice 3 game suspension as a treat ๐Ÿ˜’

13.07.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nouhou what the fuck man. Two reds in like 5 games means this guy needs to ride the bench.

Sounders really trying to go out of their way to create anxiety for me

13.07.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My sounders vs PSG seats are closed off for excessive bird shit lol

23.06.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deeply funny LAFC result

21.06.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something with a real person having a real opinion

20.06.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜’

20.06.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is this AI trash

20.06.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They also wouldnโ€™t let in the balloon animal my 4-year-old got at the Occidental pre-game festivities ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป

16.06.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No strollers at the Sounders game??? Fucking FIFA

15.06.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phew that Sounders game wasnโ€™t just a trap game, it was a Saw game.

09.06.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well guess I shouldnโ€™t have bought section 118 botagofo tickets to begin with ๐Ÿ˜’. Maybe theyโ€™ll move my atletico 300 level ticketsโ€ฆ

06.06.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

04.05.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a school uniform is standing on a set of stairs with the words `` superstar '' written above her . ALT: a woman in a school uniform is standing on a set of stairs with the words `` superstar '' written above her .
22.04.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My simple heart

06.04.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mark

06.04.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m here, in the broadcast, removing my hat a lot

06.04.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Croc Kent

01.04.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really hoping Pedro gets to play in San Diego next weekendโ€ฆ would be lovely to see a fun game there in person

30.03.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Part 2 dreaming of any site but Longacres for a sounders SSS: maybe the soon-to-be abandoned national guard area in interbay? Supposed to be light rail thereโ€ฆ theoretically

13.03.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wild. Where are your seats? Mine went up about 15%

25.02.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah the dynamic pricing stuff sucks, but itโ€™s such industry wide thing thereโ€™s no going back. Minimum pricing for resale, however, should die a painful death

25.02.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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