🌬️ At a breezy, wet Whitley Park to see #NUFC U21s, who have just permanently appointed Robbie Stockdale as coach, take on Blackburn.
⚫⚪ Strong #NUFC XI, with Sean Neave, Seung-soo Park & Alex Murphy starting. Vakhtang Salia could make his home debut off the bench.
Would it reduce our SCR below the UEFA (is it 70 or 75%) tolerance?
Going to try and do a healthy(ish) snide KFC for tea. Got chicken marinading in butter milk, which I didn't even know was a thing until yesterday
Couldn't agree more, re the phones. That match time where your attention is 100% dedicated to the match, it's one of the best escapes from modern life (until we're 2 - nil down in 20 minutes 😜).
Unless you have the neck of an owl, you can't see the screen in most of the lower Leazes too
The streets won't forget this outrageous Papiss Cisse brace at Stamford Bridge. 🔥
Newcastle head to London to take on Chelsea this Saturday at 1:30pm ET on Peacock + NBCSN.
I was in a hotel in Bradford watching for both of those. Apologies to the other guests who must have thought there was some sort of orgasmic apocalypse originating from my room at the time!
I agree and especially when we're already short at fullback and we're already likely losing 2 come the summer, anyway.
Unless, Tino is actively seeking the move and it's known behind the scenes. In that scenario, I'd rather he left early doors giving us time to bring in replacement(s)
Facebook is up there with Twitter since the Boomers found it. The Chronicle comments section is as tragic as it is hilarious these days.
You have to open Prime Video and turn your VPN off.
Stupid me assumed if you held the microphone button and said "Newcastle United" it would take you to the match highlights/replay if you're subscribed to Prime. Nah, you have to open up Prime Video separate app and then go to the "Sports" bit
I've figured it out.
I was mildly simple but Amazon interfaces are as user friendly as a mackem stronghold would be if I walked through in full black and white singing Blaydon Races at the top of my voice.
Am I being simple here?
Trying to watch a reply of our match on Prime. I can get it on my phone but not on Prime on my Firestick. Someone explain how to do it please, as if your were explaining to a 3 year old
Turns out ChatGPT is full of shit.
Absolute pitts Arriva
I don't care what anyone says, one of our lads is gannin full radge tonight, invoking the spirit of Tino Asprilla and doing something absolutely unforgettable.
#nufc
ChatGPT has said it's available about 30 mins after which is class because I intend to be out for a good few hours celebrating and then a full re-watch when I stagger in 🖤 🤍 👊
Not sure where you travel from but the Arriva, 308 from North Shields is appallingly unreliable. I've missed a match and had 2 taxis to Town this season alone when they haven't bothered to turn up.
Here's a question.
I like to watch the match back when I get in. Is there a way you can record the match on Prime or can you view it after?
It's easy on TNT or Sky coz I just press the record button on the zappa and jobs a good'un but this Prime thing has me stumped.
#NUFC
I can't wait for tonight!
Banging atmosphere is a pre-requisite for anyone in attendance! Go and sing your hearts oot for Eddie and the lads!!
Quick tea, shower, beers, Shearers, seat in the Leazes, horse throat from singing, more beers, celebratory shots and a sore heed 2mora!
HWTL! #NUFC 🖤 🤍 👊
No, me either. Was awful for us but the mackems loved him
Lucky bugga! I was in Saudi, probably trying to get goal updates in my Dads car outside our house via the World Service!
Aye, good shout that. Pint of wine and a thick brown envelope please.
I remember his spell as Swindon Gaffa too..
I just had to ask Google if he was manager when we dusted them 7-1. Think he might have been at Chelsea at that point because the Internet has reminded me, it was John Gorman.
Yeah, I remember that exit and the whole Irene Drewery shananigans.
But aye, can only think of a couple who successfully returned from punditry cancellation. Pards and Hoddle off the top.
And yeah, he was some player back in the day (nee Gazza or Beardsley mind).
Took a while for me to get that one. Suprised you didn't hear the penny dropping from yours!
Don't even stress it man! We've all been there 👊
With what's happening in Iran I was reminded of this song by Pharaoh Monch.
It was written on the back of the 2nd most recent Iraq war. There's metaphors all over and you need to listen hard to catch them.
"I threw a rock and I ran" = "I threw Iraq & Iran" as an example
youtu.be/1Z5HXC58oR8?...
Yeah, I heard the same. Apparently 'just a knock'
Sorry mate, 2 late ones on the bounce and I'm just nodding off. Sure I'll catch the joke in the morning
Love you too Babe 😘 😂 😂
Not sure this was meant for me xxx 😜
