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NUFC, Hip-hop, tele, food, patented my own shit crack (it's my own, don't cost me money). Be excellent to each other.

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No, me either. Was awful for us but the mackems loved him

09.03.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky bugga! I was in Saudi, probably trying to get goal updates in my Dads car outside our house via the World Service!

09.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aye, good shout that. Pint of wine and a thick brown envelope please.

09.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember his spell as Swindon Gaffa too..

I just had to ask Google if he was manager when we dusted them 7-1. Think he might have been at Chelsea at that point because the Internet has reminded me, it was John Gorman.

09.03.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I remember that exit and the whole Irene Drewery shananigans.

But aye, can only think of a couple who successfully returned from punditry cancellation. Pards and Hoddle off the top.

And yeah, he was some player back in the day (nee Gazza or Beardsley mind).

09.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Took a while for me to get that one. Suprised you didn't hear the penny dropping from yours!

09.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't even stress it man! We've all been there πŸ‘Š

09.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pharoahe Monch - Agent Orange
YouTube video by Leo. VillicaΓ±a. Pharoahe Monch - Agent Orange

With what's happening in Iran I was reminded of this song by Pharaoh Monch.

It was written on the back of the 2nd most recent Iraq war. There's metaphors all over and you need to listen hard to catch them.

"I threw a rock and I ran" = "I threw Iraq & Iran" as an example

youtu.be/1Z5HXC58oR8?...

09.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I heard the same. Apparently 'just a knock'

09.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry mate, 2 late ones on the bounce and I'm just nodding off. Sure I'll catch the joke in the morning

08.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Love you too Babe 😘 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Not sure this was meant for me xxx 😜

08.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The comments section on The Athletic is a bed wetting apocalypse whenever we lose.

It's makes Twitter look a totally balanced domain by comparison

08.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10 years ago today. Huge thanks to everyone who has listened and supported us over the last decade! 😍

We'll celebrate this big birthday by posting some of our favourite Mince bits throughout the day πŸŽ™οΈ

08.03.2026 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

No need to appoligise man! We've all done it

08.03.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aye, reminds me of the cup win that one. Nice after a win, not so much when we've been beaten

08.03.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have to change my name to Pablo

08.03.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that was a shit house of a cunt.

Trying to spin a positive, at least our fixtures can start to thin out (a little)now.

And "Why Aye Man" needs to be on the pre-match playlist. Hill I'll die on.

"WE'LL SUPPORT YOU EVER MORE!"

#NUFC πŸ–€ 🀍 πŸ‘Š

07.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That's how fucking hanging I am, I can't even get a HWTL or HTL (whatever is your preference) correct.

Just jabbed myself in the head as a punishment.

07.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ You're a braver soul than me!

I once nearly got ejected for sinking minatures of Baileys once but that's as daring as I get.

I did smuggle a hip flask through metal detectors at the O2 dome for Jay Z and Kanye concert 16 years ago though. #Gangsta

07.03.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of life advice I need!

Couple of Sambuca shots, a few pints and I'll have a gin and Lemonade before I leave (too soft for neat, me like ((sorry Dad)). Be right as rain before kick off and even more so at full-time when we're sending the real Mancs of Manchester home crying.

07.03.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Staying out until after 2am last night was neither big nor clever the day before an 8pm kick off.

What makes you bad makes you better, all that kind of motivational talk, with a SMASHING of Man City required to pull this heed oot the arse!!

HWL!! πŸ–€ 🀍 πŸ‘Š #NUFC

07.03.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

MATCHDAY, love an 8pm KO. Got to be fully up for it tonight in the stands lads and lasses! Roar the lads on from the start not just when we create somethingπŸ™We can do them, oh and don't forget ya scarf πŸ˜‰ πŸ–€πŸ€ #NUFC

07.03.2026 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of conundrum that reverberates around my head at 1am on a Friday night after a couple of shandys.

07.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Karate Kid a sports film? πŸ€”

07.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Double check the fitting is included. That's how I was forced to learn. Removal was included but fitting wasn't

07.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was shitting myself too. Water, upstairs flat, so much potential for disaster, but honestly, watch a YouTube video have a look at your old one and I'm sure you'll manage. I paid for them to take my old one though because they're heavy as fuck and my flat is missions to carry things

06.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AO. Com and currys do a takeaway and fit for Β£30 I think .

Honestly mate, I'm no Bob the Builder but the washing machine is a piece of piss. All you're doing is disconnecting and reconnecting 2 pipes and adding a cable tie and putting a bowl under to catch excess water.

06.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah was lovely that one. Batistuta in his Fila, Nintendo, Florentina strip n'all.

06.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Serie A had some beltas back in the day!

Gazza in his old Lazio clobber and the Juve, Kappa, Sony Mini Disc kit being highlights! Roma had some beauties too!

06.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Yeah, I'm fully on board too!

06.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0