RedshiftedInsanity🇨🇦

We's be so damn hot we'll have broken the limit of the 3 michelin star rating system by 2 stars

Sea cucumbers are a prized and cherished delicacy in chinese cooking, you should be honoured to be a sea cucumber

My god he's so damn ROUND

"Instead of giant spinning blades, the Vortex Bladeless turbine is just a tall, slender cylinder that vibrates in the wind. Through a process called vortex shedding, these vibrations are converted into electricity using an alternator hidden at the base."
via AstroWonders

I am deeply disturbed by the number of people I meet that don't know who Weird Al Yankovic is.

YouTube video by Practical Engineering How Liquid Dampers in Skyscrapers Work

youtu.be/fudWbvE8ZKw Hell Yeah.

screw dating apps I don't want to look at them anymore today.

I'm going to go learn about damping systems in skyscrapers. Hell yeah.

Movie you've watched more than 6x, using gifs:

*poke* *poke*

*whispers*

you should add this message to your bio

Tore, you can't just go #Australian moment and then say you were bitten by a spider

I thought you were spending your last moments on earth updating Bluesky

It's less the heat, more the humidity

What if I told you I have an artist discord now (message 4 invite)

The air is like soup today

sup nerd I never left

Its hard to set boundaries, but remember that the guilt you feel 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 setting them come from the fact that you might've been conditioned to put others before yourself.

But if people then get mad that you set these boundaries, take a step back from them.

Have some self respect for yourself, boo ✨🐇💕

two cheetah dogs are sitting next to each other and looking at each other on a white background . ALT: two cheetah dogs are sitting next to each other and looking at each other on a white background .

What are you doing on bluesky? get some rest!

sorry my video feed froze can you do that again

I should probably also post my other character, Pouches:
A goblin and a cleric of the god of merchants, Pouches' obsession with fair trades borders on dogmatic zealotry.
But...I mean...at least you know he'll never rip you off.

"We trained him wrong, as a joke" -Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

New LARP, new look!
Meet Simu, a miserable engineer in the PLA in the 1950's that has been mysteriously transported to "The Other Side" after an attack on his rifle factory.

Also, I should clarify: I do not support the CCP and with how overworked and undersupplied Simu was, neither does he.

a person is making cotton candy in a stainless steel container ALT: a person is making cotton candy in a stainless steel container

the obvious:

get well soon!

Welcome!

feel free to use that to comment on and make light of whatever horrible shit is going on in your world, whether it be personal, political, etc.

Hopefully a little humor will help you through it.

Also, for the love of god, if you go camping check for ticks, I found one clinging to my ass today

A reminder to keep an eye out for bloodsucking parasites that bring nothing but pain and disease.

Also, it's tick and mosquito season.

My condolences, Sushiraurus

clearly I cannot emoji, why the hell is it so small