Sterling Matthew Oliver

this is literally never not accurate

incredibly funny message

Tonight was a very bad night.

I instinctively wiped a haard drive today that had been giving me some trouble with an old Windows install but I was scared to wipe it in case of old documents that weren't backed up

and I've never felt more free

You fuckers have had all day to get on Arc Raiders. I get home from work and now everybody gets on and crashes it?
Go to a show or something ffs

No I don’t want to injure myself

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

If you are (or work for) a politician and have questions about how to use YouTube well, please ask.

2 hours is not enough time with a multiplayer game before I want to decide on refunding it

Just an FYI if I am testing sound effects over a system for the first time it is extremely rude to make comments about how bad it sounds

Alcohol just ruins perfectly good Coca Cola

How it feels when I say “Siri, end navigation”

realistically this is the best time to rob the louvre cause they'd never expect it to happen twice in a row

can people just not need anything from me for one day please

I love playing catch #PokemonZA

The length of Z-A’s tutorial knocks down a solid 2 points for me. Just let me explore plzzzz

Just stop outsourcing your brain to ChatGPT! Why are you offloading that work! It’s the one thing you’ll always have! You are letting that muscle atrophy!

It sucks knowing how poorly managed a certain popular comedy club for touring stand-up comics is and how poorly they treat their technicians but I can’t prove it, so I have to stay quiet - I’m talking full specials get taped here and yet their crew gets treated like garbage

The rams-ravens game has such weird energy

I have never once been on a flight with overhead bin space

Catching up on KFGD2000 and… thanks @blessingjr.bsky.social

:)

getting my Switch 2 tomorrow :)

As my generation ages, I’m sure we will see many more elderly female streamers in the friggin 2070’s or whatever but Shirley is so goated for being the blueprint for something that won’t be common for another 40-50 years. The internet is losing a real one!!! Respect on her name!!!

If you’re upgrading your phone, fucking back it up first and don’t come into a store less than an hour before close if you didn’t

I can’t even quit a job that is destroying my energy and wallet without feeling like the worst possible person to ever exist 😮‍💨

Fuck GameStop

Hi BlueSky! I’m drunk. What’s up

I’m so jealous, I can’t wait to visit Japan