Sterling Matthew Oliver

Hitmonchan said “here I got you a gift, a knuckle sandwich”

Mike has a breakthrough

Come see our weird little show this weekend in Kansas City!

www.eventbrite.com/e/the-spooky...

The Spooky Shit Show Presents: Lost Boys Lost Boys: The Unauthorized, Pre-Broadway, Not Broadway, Regional Premiere, Presumably Professional, Jukebox Parody, Musical Performance

Hi friends in the KC area!
This weekend & next weekend, I'm performing in a musical parody of Lost Boys with The Spooky Shit Show -
It'll be a wild two hours of weird, strange fun -

Monday night $15 tix at the door for industry night!

www.eventbrite.com/e/the-spooky...

I just got binged on Bongo

Hey @nytimes.com I have gotten 10+ crossplay invitations in about 30 seconds, surely I’m not this popular? Lmao

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

The Nelson-Atkins is so dang cool. And great programming

Ongoing and obvious reminder that firing chemical weapons directly at people's heads like this *is* deadly force.

Sometimes I think about what life would be like if I followed through with learning how to mine bitcoin in 2015

But also I would likely be a worse person, so, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why do so many mobile games advertise with fun looking gameplay and then all end up being base management/join-a-clan type games?

Thought I adjusted my paycheck to put 20% in my savings account, just opened my savings account to a $20 deposit lmao

Some are saying, “Parry It! Productions” had the greatest fantasy critic draft of all time.

For real, I agree with all of this except that - depending on the day, I view 8 bucks as 8 bucks or as 10 bucks. Def never 5

My mouth is watering

Feeling pretty good!

Pretty good

How we feelin' folks

Fucking eagles.

God I wish somebody would shut JD Vance up

I used to run sound at the Up Comedy Club on the top floor - good luck! Fun place to be.

HuffPost has obtained a video of a physician trying to give medical care to the woman shot and killed by ICE agents today, and not being allowed to go near her.

The ICE agents claim there are medics on site, but witnesses scream that there are no medics present.

Full Story: bit.ly/3YwbaQR

oh! okay, you know this and are sharing it with us because someone went to the hospital to arrest him, yes? right?

i do not want the state to have the authority to kill people! not random mothers driving by! not people the state thinks look like they could commit crimes! not people who we think probably did commit crimes! not people who definitely, absolutely committed crimes! no one!!!

Holding down your horn as you drive through an intersection does not give you free reign to turn left when the main lights have turned green

Seeing everybody bitch about going back to work tomorrow and I’m just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ must be nice to have a job where you get a winter break

kaladesh public transportation set

greetings from hell