“Hello. This is Big Hit.”
The name has changed, but the trauma lives on.
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“Hello. This is Big Hit.”
The name has changed, but the trauma lives on.
#FicYourFall 2025 is fast approaching! Will you be joining us this year? 
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omegaverse gyms smelling like a yankee candle store
10.07.2025 02:24 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 1Dark blue starry night sky with a pale yellow moon and clouds. The text reads: THE MOON IS BEAUTIFUL &TEAM 2025
UPDATE — NEW DEADLINE
Spindrift convinced me to extend the deadline by a week because so many of you have fics you've started but have stalled on. New deadline: 11:59 pm (GMT) on July 6th! 
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A thread on Papa Fuma and why we all love him — this guy is 100% the real deal. I've never seen an idol like him. Dive into his story a bit, and you'll find that he thought &Team was his last chance. He's never stopped thanking and loving Lune for the opportunity.
29.06.2025 10:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This song is a bop. 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCaf...
I take my coffee like I take my books: shamelessly purchased for enough happy brain tingles to drag me through another day even though I already have plenty at home
18.06.2025 14:08 — 👍 290 🔁 30 💬 4 📌 7Sticker with 4 white Chicago stars over color stripes: blue, red, orange, green, yellow, purple, pink, and brown representing each color of an L train in Chicago
LMAO YOU GUYS I BOUGHT A COOL CHICAGO PRIDE STICKER BUT ITS ACTUALLY JUST ALL THE COLORS OF THE L TRAINS IM DYING
14.06.2025 00:32 — 👍 171 🔁 28 💬 7 📌 0I'm shocked and taking to my fainting couch. So much skin!
12.06.2025 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh wow. WOW.
11.06.2025 22:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Your handwork is so, so pretty and tidy. 💕
09.06.2025 14:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I live in a house full of artists. I’m a wordsmith. Whatever it is artist brains do bypassed me completely, and I’ve always wanted to learn how. So this is actually a really big deal for me.
08.06.2025 16:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A text exchange between Himself and me. I posted a photo of my desk, with a screen showing a tutorial video and an iPad in front of it where I’m painting the object in Procreate. It’s a collection of cattails and reedy leaves. The text messages read: Me: Omg omg I’m doing it I drew cattails! Next is a dragon fly. I’ll fuck it up but this is fun. Procreate is amazing Himself: Very nice! Nature’s inspiration for weiner cookouts. Me: Hahaha fire it up we gon eat
I’m being such a nerd today. 😭
08.06.2025 16:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So excited to share this news! I wrote a vampire novel, set in the world of Alexandre Dumas (my novel roughly matches the timeline of his novel La reine Margot, the Catherine de' Medici era.) +
05.06.2025 16:13 — 👍 112 🔁 19 💬 13 📌 1whenever AI bros go on about how they can't wait to use AI to talk to all their favorite characters i'm just like, dude just write fanfiction like a normal person
04.06.2025 13:18 — 👍 63 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1A panel from the webcomic KEEPING TIME. Denver, a blond dude withe a neck tattoo, waves a hand as if to literally clear the air as he says, "...Sorry! Didn't mean to make it weird. Forget I said that! We going to the station?"
"Told a dude I missed him, now it's weird" - the Denver Leary story
#KeepingTime is a queer, slow burn, absolute bummer of a romantic drama between bandmates in the 00s and it just updated! 
🎸 keepingtimecomic.com
🎸Start from the beginning
Oh. You're in &Team. Got it.
03.06.2025 18:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nakakita Yuma, from &Team, at Weversecon 2025. He's wearing a tan shirt with a guitar graphic and an assortment of chain necklaces. His hair is dark and he has pale colour contacts in. He's holding a microphone and waterbottle, and looking directly at the camera while sticking his tongue out a bit (normal expression).
Nakakita Yuma, from &Team, at Weversecon 2025. He's wearing a tan shirt with a guitar graphic and an assortment of chain necklaces. His hair is dark and he has pale colour contacts in. He's singing, with a furrow in his forehead. He is holding a black microphone up to his mouth.
Nakakita Yuma, from &Team, at Weversecon 2025. He's wearing a tan shirt with a guitar graphic and an assortment of chain necklaces. His hair is dark and he has pale colour contacts in. He's looking directly at the camera and smirking with his tonue partially out (normal expression for him).
Three more from Weversecon to keep them entertained.
03.06.2025 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He looked wonderful. He’s one of the OTP I write. LMK if you need more photos of him.
03.06.2025 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The original a-tease.
01.06.2025 22:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Moon is Beautiful An &Team Fic Fest Submissions 1 June to 30 June A cartoonish images of a tend beneath a starry sky and glowing moon. A campfire and backpack sit in the foreground.
The Moon is Beautiful An &Team Fic Fest List of rules which are available at the link in the post. A cartoonish image of a camp sign and campfire, beneath a starry sky and a glowing moon.
"The Moon is Beautiful" Ficfest 2025 submissions are open! 
From today to 30 June, add your &T fic to the collection.
See rules and more at t.co/WRdKknxQFM
His "Mammy" book is one of the funniest things I've read in over a decade. You're going to love it!
31.05.2025 14:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@darthbluesky.bsky.social Charges pending for assault with a dangerous bock. (Singular. One bock, two box.)
27.05.2025 14:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Moon is Beautiful, an &Team Fic Fest Submissions 1 June to 30 June 2025 The image of a tent against rolling hills and a starry sky, with a moon in the upper left corner
The Moon is Beautiful, an &Team Fic Fest Rules: use "camping tag in &team fandom submit to "moon is beautiful" collection on ao3 open, unmoderated no min/max word cound limits any ship no: incest, csa, dead dove trail leaders: ditzbang and spindrift submissions 1 june to30 june 2025
New ficfest announcement! 
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A jumble of boxes and bins in front of a set of black dresser drawers covered in stickers. In the foreground, an empty box. A white-faced calico cat (Casserole) is hiding inside. A large black and white cat (Marcie) is stepping onto the box and squishing it.
Introducing two new cats to our household (which already had two cats) has been an adventure. They're still not besties, but we at least have a ceasefire.
Or did have a ceasefire. 
Meet newcomer Marcie, who has figured out the best way to silence resident Casserole.
I lived in Austin 2000-2017. It was the warmest, funniest, friendliest town in Texas, from my experience, until around 2010. At that point, transplants from tech areas began arriving the vibe went way off. "Keep Austin Weird" while they killed the things that were weird and fun.
26.05.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this is the funniest shit ever
26.05.2025 12:37 — 👍 33 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0I tend to split the difference. I write through to the end of an "act" (longfic: 4-5 chapters; one-shot: ~3k words), then edit, then write the next act, then edit full MS to that point, then write next act... Sometimes, that editing helps me solidify/be aware something in the next act.
26.05.2025 09:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A dark-haired woman wearing a pale melon-coloured crop top and loose harem pants. She has large earrings and a large necklace, and a belly-dancing belt with dangling coins. She's wearing a large gree cloak with supports in the ends, and her arms are outstretched, raising it up and spreading it like bird wings.
"Can you hear me now?"
26.05.2025 09:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would pay good money for an app that would allow me to remotely force everyone asking idols to speak English to listen to a 30-minute vuvuzela solo that they can't escape no matter what they do. And make it cumulative: ask two times, THAT'S ONE HOUR VUVUZELA SOLO FOR YOU, ENJOY.
25.05.2025 14:49 — 👍 64 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 0