altymonster

altymonster

@shhhhhhcago.bsky.social

putting the “shh” in Chicago a place to do what I do best: be slutty and have strong opinions

451 Followers 211 Following 29 Posts Joined Feb 2026
11 hours ago
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new dance costume for tonight’s show 😇

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1 day ago

🫡👹

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1 day ago

your horniest request

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1 day ago
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so we’re getting married

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2 days ago
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went to local coffee shop before I'd showered or put myself together and of course the hottest barista is working while I'm looking like this

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5 days ago

(I have no idea if he’s gay or not)

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5 days ago

hot bald daddy running to be my county commissioner followed me back on insta, should I slide in his DMs 🫦 is this my Lady Macbeth moment

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5 days ago
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Set myself a trap in my CF story and gave myself a lovely day 🥵

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6 days ago

I’m clocking in

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6 days ago

said something vaguely sorta critical about The S*cr*t Ag*nt on a prediction video and I'm genuinely nervous about it 🙃

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1 week ago
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Back-up dancing for some drag queens! 💃

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1 week ago
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Happy Friday

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1 week ago

Need you BAD

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1 week ago

Sorry to the good ones out there, but Scream fans are the gay equivalent of Snyder bros. Obnoxious, mean, and worshipful in their devotion to a cult-like degree.

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1 week ago

omg thank you 🥹

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1 week ago

May or may not have taken an ass-up photo of a friend wearing it backwards

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1 week ago

nothing I’ve heard has lessened my interest 🤪

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1 week ago

Baby boyyyyy 🥵

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1 week ago
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Big fan of these whoreish hats

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1 week ago

that is some goofy Chess merch

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1 week ago

Very very tempted to join the buzz cut club with you

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1 week ago

Omg the hat 🥹

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1 week ago
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oh you boys are hot tbh

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1 week ago

When I lick deodorant I wanna scrape my tongue STAT

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1 week ago
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The Night He Came (Home)

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1 week ago

When it gets on your tongue :/

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2 years ago
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Looking for my NSFW mutuals! Let’s find each other! #chicago #nsfw #alt #gay #lgbtq

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1 week ago

okay fine I like a LITTLE musk, as a treat

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1 week ago

Been tempted to put on the pup hood for quite a while but my biggest hold-up is the fact that I love showering and smelling nice (absolutely not shaming or judging anyone, and if there's a subset of pups who love bathtime PLEASE let me know)

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1 week ago

(Just had my first ever visit to King Spa)

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