So your wife needs a roommate???
Maureen came home with fried cod from Culver’s
I’m so close to trying the egg coffee! How exciting, try them all
“Don’t be surprised if you hear gunshots.”
Fish fry Friday!
They’re playing those gambling machines in gas stations here? That’s new
I’ll tell you hwhat, I am not above a hairdryer and a sock
Between this and In Bloom, holy shit so good
Water from a can or foh
TCOB
Dearest gentle reader
Baseball size hail expected and our cars can’t fit in the garage right now, cool cool
Having to trade in the Boulder blues and browns for the Dallas all blacks.
A razor and a sensible heel, in this economy???
Big fat huge yikes on bikes
Two weeks in and so far there’s been one bluebird day, countless cops and zero peacocks.
One thing about me is if I can’t find parking, I’ll just leave.
Café es todo
Entertained the thought of giving someone a chance and they blew it within 24 hours 🤷🏻♀️
I know that one! Did customers line up around the block before the sun came up? Come over and tell me the story when I’m standing in the driveway.
#nongeriatricchatter 🤎
New Tom Thumb opened today. It’s the talk of the town. I’ve personally been in 3 conversations about it today and the night still’s young
Our president has done unspeakable things to children and I can’t smoke a weed pen in Texas.
Hair cut day! Guess we’ll take advantage of this stifling humidity and bounce some curls.
Leg cramps off the charts 📈
Artisano just ranked highest in the least amount of pesticides for their grain!
I can’t do it tomorrow, but want to try the headband theory out soon.
“You ever get to downtown?”
Lot of those two first names up in Oklahoma
