Benjamin ✌🏻

This card tho 🤩

Please.

Not the most exciting of weeks, I must admit

You cursed me, my onions and garlic have definitely been through it!

Teachers pet x

Thankfully it arrived 👏 but I’ll reserve that pot noodle for another day haha

I best check what’s in the freezer as a back up 😅

Place your bets everyone, do you think I’ll be eating tonight or not? 🥲

Send me the @ will you? I’m about to have a wank

It’s a price we’re willing to pay 😔

The joys of sharing a bed with a man 🥰

So annoying isn’t it 🥲 i tried keeping on top of spam bots but theyre still in your follower list even when blocked?!

That’ll do donkey, that’ll do

Heated Rivalry Feed full of 🟢
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My morning

Appreciate it 😌

Thank you! It really means a lot to us 🥺

Good deed for the day has been done, freed a damsel (Evri driver) in distress who had managed to wedge herself on our driveway ❄️

The correct answer is both

Who’s idea was it to put in a 3 hour meeting at 9am on the first week back at work, because I’d like to have a word with them 🥲

It’s currently 10 degrees in the office 🥶

I tend to assume so 🤔

Rude 😤

Hi my name is white brief lover and it’s really nice to meet you 🤝

First day back after 2 weeks, best get onto those 3 unread emails 😅

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Only acceptable number

Feel free to share them with the class 😌

I’ll have to introduce you to my collection

Hahaha labubu fever got me 🥲

Spent all afternoon on my hands and knees this ✨

Must’ve been a good boy this year for such a full stocking 🎁