Benjamin ✌🏻

Thank god it’s (my) Friday 🥳

Annoyingly they are actually so good

Skims cotton briefs have quickly become my go to!

Thought you were keeping this account clean? 😇

I’m sat 😌

Glad it’s not just my work place where the smelly urinals look like that 😟

I’ll eat it for you 😁

What a difference a year makes 🌸🌺

Good morning 🌞

That curtain is giving me anxiety 😳

Let’s see you at 21 (ish)

The internal panic when my screen starts getting brighter 😬 like I dimmed you for a reason

The force is strong with this one 🙂‍↕️

Happy Wank Holiday! 💦

Temp where over 80 is dick sucking weather

this heat is doing things to me 🥵

Your questions won’t get answered, but you’ll be in for a treat 😌

Good morning Ben

That’s very kind of you 😘

I’ve got got one that needs sending, if you don’t mind?

TGIF ☕️

Woke up and then that happened.

Literally 🥲 I’m finding rum, raspberries and popcorn all over

Hosting drinks for friends is great until you have to clean up the following morning 🥴

Oh man! Gutted, definitely time for that new car 😅 haha

I’ve got about 4 that need doing, if you want to swing round mine 😮‍💨

Brb just taking a piss in the 1900’s

Did someone say 5 day weekend? 🥰

I’ll be having sweet dreams tonight 😌

It is! Very nostalgic 🥰 I was playing it on my 3DS XL but it’s not the same as the classic

It’s amazing what you find when you have a little clear out 🎮