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Pascal from Animal Crossing: There's no rules about when pants become shorts. Call 'em what you like. Except jorts. Jorts are jorts.

Unless it's @jortsthecat.bsky.social
#acpc #animalcrossing

I have a very large sinking feeling I'm going to lose Medicaid and be left to a very slow, agonizingly painful death

an orange cat is curled up in a circle shape with his fuzzy face looking up at you very innocently

I understand that these are dark times that call for courage. But keep in mind I am just a baby

Something something Raid Shadow Legends

America, Land of the Free*
*Terms and Conditions may apply

It was funnier in my head

NYC's Monahan Train Station having nothing to do with Pat Monahan from Train disappoints me

Baby spinach all day

person: How do I get in here?
~4 people at once: OPEN DE DOOR

Never change, NYC

May 2025 be happy, healthy and not a complete hellscape

I choose the bear

for president

President Worm and VP Slug perhaps!

In honor of the upcoming inauguration of President Muskrat, please tell me what animal you hope one day becomes president

Opossom would be cool but they're obviously too busy to campaign

It's so wild (pun intended) that we have President Muskrat coming into office

I hope next time it's a raccoon, or maybe a grizzly bear

Wow, you're such a strong and resilient person [pic of a guy talking to his sad friend] I am begging you to understand that I am not [sad guy talking back to friend]

Comic by @FlorkOfCows
#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillness #chronicallyill

you love meee

me, end of last year: life, please put the broken bottle down
me, now: WHY ARE YOU DUALWIELDING

This world needs a Trickster. Yaldabaoth is clearly up to something

What must it be like
To have a government that wants to help, not hurt and hinder

If he ever adds my IVs I'll be *so much* less stressed
I'm so glad it's a thing!

This assumes @jortsthecat.bsky.social isn't in schoolbooks but it would be so cool if he was

Me, far in the future: I once told a cat named Jorts that I loved him and he said I love you too
I remember it fondly
Gathered family: what's a jorts

Me: You're a baby
Do you know you're a baby?
It is very important you know you are, in fact, a baby
Cat: *stares at the peasant*
Me: Good enough

Meme template of the boss from The Office Text says, "If my joints could stop sounding like popcorn that'd be great"