Your Dad

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See what's underneath 😘

You didn't ask but there's a high crossover of characters between Desperate Housewives and Shameless.

I miss Twitter but I hate Elon musk even more.

You ever see a poop in a public toilet that makes you wonder if the maker partakes in anal stretching?

RFK Jr. says autism database will use Medicare and Medicaid info The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.

The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.

My cat after she trolled you

Please make me a snack

Saw a painted bunting today!

Spotify created suggested playlist for me and called it Basketball Rap and it actually slaps so hard.

Why is life reminding me everything dies.

Last night, my dad told me that the next tattoo he wants me to do is a faded Superman logo on his chest because he's going into the next stage of his life. When I tell you I've been crying about it all day.... Cause how he gonna do that to me.

I'm so obsessed with your belly. It's the cutest.

Thinking back to something that triggered my psychosis in 2021. I had been shopping for a new backpack and I had picked out a Patagonia shoulder bag. A week later, I went to my car one morning and found the exact Patagonia bag I wanted locked inside of my car. Someone obviously left it in my car.

I really need tiktok to get it together

Look at my tea

My cousin sent me this 🥹

Why is it so embarrassing to admit you ALSO do digital art.

I WANT TO SHARE MY DIGITAL ART ON SOCIAL MEDIA SO BAD BUT THATS THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED AND EASILY STOLEN FORM OF MEDIA. I actually have to turn it into something else for it to seem valid to me 😭

I had one of those in 2009

This is what David Duchovny looks like to me

I can't wait to turn these into a flash sheet!

I love my bestie 🥹🥹

I would have thrived hahaha

Made a comment on TikTok about it being wild we used to put kids in metal buckets and now we can't use carseats anymore if straps are wet and everyone thought I was advocating putting kids in buckets again 😭😭 I deleted the comment because common sense isn't common.

New record. Replaced screen protector yesterday and need to replace it again today.

And don't talk to strangers

RIP my 4 year old Google Pixel 5. Hello, new Google Pixel 5.

I'm autistic and I don't like change.

I'm going with two other artists from the shop (they are married) and their best friend/my new friend! And then we are getting hibachi after.

Me, after I made two $250 purchases, surprised at spending $500.

(One was for grillz, one was reserving a rage and splatter room for me and 3 of my friends as a gift to them. I consider this money well spent)

Behold my stretch marks, and bow down.