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Writer of plays you haven't seen and games you haven't played. If you're a transphobe, just block me now. He / Him. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฉถ๐Ÿ–ค

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Corporation for Public Broadcasting says it's shutting down The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which funnels federal money to public media stations, says it's winding down operations after President Trump signed a law rescinding all funding.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Fuck this administration of overeducated billionaires using populism to keep Americans uneducated and poor.

www.npr.org/2025/08/01/n...

02.08.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is North Caribouna?

31.07.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tried this, and it matched me with a Wikipedia article about Tony-winning musicals.

Anyway, we're getting married in October.

23.07.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Congrats, you stupid fucking transphobes. You won a battle for something that literally didn't happen in the last Olympics. (No, not even that one boxer, you stupid fucking transphobes.)

So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.

23.07.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
27.06.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2276    ๐Ÿ” 446    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
A headline from Variety: "Resident Evil Requiem sets February 2026 release from Capcom"

A headline from Variety: "Resident Evil Requiem sets February 2026 release from Capcom"

But how are they going to highlight the roman numeral in the title???

06.06.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A truly remarkable headline: "Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeff Bezos, Kevin Spacey Spotted at amfAR Cannes Gala as James Franco and Adrien Brody Auction Their Art for Over $300,000"

A truly remarkable headline: "Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeff Bezos, Kevin Spacey Spotted at amfAR Cannes Gala as James Franco and Adrien Brody Auction Their Art for Over $300,000"

It's rare that you find a headline that just gets worse with each word ...

23.05.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Characters saying "tell me again" with really memorable / vital information they absolutely would not have forgotten. "So tell me again, what happened?" "He exploded into goo." Why do you need to be told that again??? How did that info not stick??

17.05.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guy Ritchie's William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet

08.05.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I wanna do is--

(Chomp chomp chomp chomp)

And a--

(Doctor saying, "Your cholesterol is high")

And eat all the cheese

08.05.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man desperate to be asked about his feelings(fighting tears): youโ€ฆyou smell like wrongdawg

12.03.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1175    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

people nationwide need to study what's happening in Montana to protect trans kids and their families

07.03.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8099    ๐Ÿ” 1848    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

1) Trans people are less than 1% of the population. In any given jurisdiction youโ€™d have 1 trans athlete competing againstโ€ฆwho exactly?
2) โ€œBasic rightsโ€ include the ability to participate in public life like playing sports or using locker rooms
3) The right has completely fabricated this โ€œproblemโ€

06.03.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1655    ๐Ÿ” 257    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but:

If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.

Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover

04.03.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6806    ๐Ÿ” 1960    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 131    ๐Ÿ“Œ 295

I haven't seen Anora yet, and I have no doubt Mikey Madison is really good in it.

But the irony of Demi Moore losing the Oscar for The Substance to a pretty 25-year-old playing a stripper is not lost on me.

03.03.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Department of Education set up a portal for people to submit tips if their school district is teaching the satanic idea of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.

And it would be disruptive to their work if you were to go to enddei.ed.gov and send in multiple fake tips. So definitely don't do that.

28.02.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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QGCon

For those who haven't heard about this explicitly ๐ŸŒˆ #gamedev event yet:

www.qgcon.org @qgcon.bsky.social

27.02.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey, are you in the Hartford, CT area sometime between March 28 and April 12?

Then come see me return to the stage after many years away! And in the U.S. amateur premiere of a Tony-winning play, no less!

And if you're wondering if I'll also be cel-shaded in the play ... only one way to find out!

25.02.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course I'm angry. I'm poor, and most of my friends are even poorer.

What I don't understand is how these rich white dudes, surrounded by other rich white dudes, all with unlimited wealth and power, still don't seem to experience a single day of joy.

23.02.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For all of the acclaim he received for movies like Some Like It Hot, The Apartment, and Seven Year Itch, I feel like Wilder doesn't get enough credit for being a literal Silly Billy.

20.02.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Changed the tweet to read: "For 350 years of American history, women were silenced into being wives and mothers. Virtually every woman was quiet. Then thanks to feminism, so many of us started having a voice, enjoying sex for pleasure. Yet nobody wonders why we are so outspoken now."

Changed the tweet to read: "For 350 years of American history, women were silenced into being wives and mothers. Virtually every woman was quiet. Then thanks to feminism, so many of us started having a voice, enjoying sex for pleasure. Yet nobody wonders why we are so outspoken now."

Wow, so many typos in this one ...

18.02.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Selections from the Wikipedia page reading,
Campbell says that
Campbell writes
Campbell tell us
According to Campbell
Campbell explains that
Campbell proposes that
Campbell relates that
Per Campbell
Campbell later expounds
Campbell discloses that
Campbell confers that
Campbell argues that
Campbell elucidates
Campbell demonstrates that
Campbell goes on to illustrate that
Campbell declares

Selections from the Wikipedia page reading, Campbell says that Campbell writes Campbell tell us According to Campbell Campbell explains that Campbell proposes that Campbell relates that Per Campbell Campbell later expounds Campbell discloses that Campbell confers that Campbell argues that Campbell elucidates Campbell demonstrates that Campbell goes on to illustrate that Campbell declares

Looking at the Wikipedia page for "Hero's journey", and the author is trying to find as many different alternatives as possible to "Campbell says" ...

17.02.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
From a BBC article: The US government is trying to rehire nuclear safety employees it had fired on Thursday, after concerns grew that their dismissal could jeopardise national security, US media reported.

From a BBC article: The US government is trying to rehire nuclear safety employees it had fired on Thursday, after concerns grew that their dismissal could jeopardise national security, US media reported.

Yeah, go figure, huh?

16.02.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, shoutout to @techwontsave.us for compiling those three quotes.

13.02.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Perhaps by doing any of these actions ...

13.02.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You know, if I felt like the biggest threat to civilization was declining birth rates,what better way to fix that than to go into the government's hard drives, and start figuring out how I can make this country poorer and more uneducated.

13.02.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
New York Times headline: The N.E.A.โ€™s New Gender and Diversity Edicts Worry Arts Groups
As the National Endowment for the Arts adjusts to comply with President Trumpโ€™s executive orders, โ€œgender ideologyโ€ is out and works that โ€œhonor the nationโ€™s rich artistic heritageโ€ are in.

New York Times headline: The N.E.A.โ€™s New Gender and Diversity Edicts Worry Arts Groups As the National Endowment for the Arts adjusts to comply with President Trumpโ€™s executive orders, โ€œgender ideologyโ€ is out and works that โ€œhonor the nationโ€™s rich artistic heritageโ€ are in.

The American theatrical landscape is already so underfunded, so homogenous, so lifeless.

And it's about to get a whole lot worse.

12.02.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is Lorenzo's Oil (1000 mg Omega-3)?

11.02.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Two years ago, Brianna Ghey was fatally stabbed in a vicious transphobic attack. Today we remember her & all members of the trans community who experience abuse, violence & discrimination. #transrightsarehumanrights

11.02.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone, it's cool, name one dictator that did a hostile takeover of their country's art scene.

Hold on ... Okay, I'm being told all of them. All of them did.

08.02.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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