Kylie Noble🍁au naturale nerd | Detroit, A2 & FMTY

I have begun to be able to predict when I'll be sick 😅

My health impacts my availability. I'd love for it not to, but please know that if I have to cancel because of my health, I offer a full refund and my sincere apologies.

Good news: I have a tonsillectomy scheduled and I do better in the summer

Whelp I might be sick, but at least I'm in Japan

At least I can still soak in the vitamin D at a park in casual Japanese-style streetwear

Machine translation is confused by old language 🤣

I got the best fortune

I'm having a very good time on Japan

I can't believe I leave for Japan in a few days!!

It will be so interesting to look at my photos in 20+ years

It's already so interesting, as I get to see how my body changes

I really wanna get into it 😵

I HAVE ENOUGH HOBBIES, don't tempt me, brain

I love seeing the collective action recently

Thank you!

Short newsletter went out last night! Go read it 😁

The erotica I am writing for my newsletter this month ended up really long, so it's running late. I will probably have to break it up into two newsletters! I may skip this month (maybe I'll send a photo-based newsletter), feature someone next month, then run a two-part series after.

I recently lost access to my cash app too 😫 sending hugs

I like desks 😊

That sounds like such a nice way to practice mindfulness!

I went to the super fun rope workshop and now I'm itching to be tied and to tie

What do you use to host your website?! I've never noticed being able to tell if people started my form and didn't finish, but I would love to!!

Sex work and trafficking are as different as a 9-to-5 and slavery, but sure, keep pretending you care about women.

Also, talent testing locations test for it

Mine is! It probably hasn't entirely rolled out yet

About Mycoplasma genitalium This page answers basic questions about Mycoplasma genitalium, or Mgen.

PSA to all sexually active folks! This is an increasingly prevalent STI! I recommend asking your doctor to test for it alongside your regular panel

I think we should be able to pause our ads/membership 😤 It would be helpful for cases such as this as well as momentary illnesses

Wowie, I already have fewer days!

Now I only have:
Monday, 2/9, all day

I am possibly willing to open up 2/8 as well, for a duo or a regular!

Availability before I go to Japan for a month and a half:

Sunday, 1/25: all say
Thursday, 2/5: all day
Friday, 2/6: I'm available until 7 and after 8
Monday, 2/9: all day

Thurs & Fri is perfect for charging up on Kylie before I leave 😜

These will go fast, so reach out now!

I'd love to feature the writing of a black colleague next month for Black History Month!

My newsletter goes out on the last Wednesday or Thursday of the month, but I would need the piece the week before

I have 205 subscribers— please dm me if you are interested!

Lost my gloves again. This is how I end up with 10 pairs of gloves

I also lost my hat 😫

These are super necessary materials for the coming week because it's going to be super cold in Michigan!! Make sure to bundle up when you go outside

Master thread of useful info for sex workers on bluesky 🧵

Putting this info all in one place so it’s easier to find later - add your own links to tutorials if I’ve missed any!

First up: master thread of Starter Packs…

I agree with this 😫

I must admit, I terrible at spotting AI 😅