Gia Brontë🌸✨

I will absolutely post the finished result, I’m reading beren and luthien right now 🥹

Using my free will to decorate my walls.
Have started painting over the pencil last night! 🌋 🧝‍♂️

As is your right 🙌🏻

There’s no place like home 👠✨

I’m back in Melbourne and back to my regular programming 🤖

Who’s going to pop by and see me when they come into town for PAX? 🧐

Really making the most of this Brisbane sunshine by staying indoors and reading 📖☀️😅

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Howdy 🤠
Here’s my roster for October:

Wed 8th 4-9pm
Sun 12th 10am-6pm
Mon 13th 12-8pm
Wed 15th 4-9pm
Sat 18th 12-8pm
Mon 20th 10am-6pm
Wed 22nd 4-9pm
Sun 26th 10am-6pm
Mon 27th 12-8pm
Wed 29th 4-9pm

You can phone ☎️ 03 9699 1711 to book an appointment with me at The Boardroom!

Gia 🙏☺️🌼💖🤍🫶🏻

I’ll be in Brisbane, my first shift next week is Wednesday 8th Oct 4-9pm🫶🏻

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to get freaky 🤠😼

Sisyphean is right 😅

Thanks lovely 🥰 feeling a lot better. Was well enough for my D&D session tonight so this little paladin will be right as rain by tomorrow I’d say.

This person thought the earth was flat and didn’t believe in modern medicine so idk if the breadth of their reasoning extended quite that far, but yes, you are right! Good pun on “quartz”😂

I know someone who used a “quartz crystal” as deodorant and swore “it just takes time to work”.

No, you just got used to your own smell is what happened lol

How does it feel to have correct opinions 🥰🫶🏻

Opinions I’m passionate about:
- natural deodorant doesn’t work
- the egg came before the chicken
- Brisbane Lions need to be stopped

🤠 Howdy 🌸
Just a little reminder that I’m going to sunny QLD from 2-7th October☀️

I’ll be available for the following shifts at boardroom before I leave:
28/09 Sun 10am-6pm
29/09 Mon 12-8pm
01/10 Wed 4-9pm

My first shift back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social will be 4-8pm on Wed the 8th October☺️🫶🏻

Thank you my lovely 🥰 🫶🏻

I don’t just aim to make sure I meet your expectations when we meet - I want to exceed them!

My naturally energetic and curious nature means I’ll ask you lots of questions about your day and your interests.

Flirty, full of banter and always attuned - I love understanding and getting to know you!

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Woohoo 🙌🏻

Lmao not the umpire PSE 😅😂

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I can hear my neighbours celebrating 😒

I don’t chat outside my scheduled shifts, you’re welcome to come into @boardroommelb.bsky.social for an intro and ask any questions that way xo

Not “the girl-next-door”, not “wifey”, but a secret exciting third thing…

(book me to find out 😘)

Wow I love when I wake up with sore glutes from a fabulous shift. Thanks for making my workouts so fun 🥰🫶🏻🤸‍♀️

I’ll be back on Sunday 😌

Haha 😜

I’m perpetually curious and nosy. Very hard to bore me when I ask you a million strange questions 😅😂

I’ve had great feedback about the “conversation starters” I posted - I love helping you feel more at-ease organising a meeting 🥰
Here are more things I love chatting about:
- D&D 🐉
- Your pets (pics!🙏🏻)
- RealityTv (I love survivor)
- Travel
- Books (Currently reading The Priory of the Orange Tree)

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HAHAHAHA yes of course 😝