DaThings Quotes

DaThings Quotes

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38 minutes ago

I am the female version of a guy!

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1 hour ago
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And you're getting the eight-inch chef, the three and a half-inch pear, with a three and a half-inch mini chef.

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2 hours ago

I'm gonna ask you 200 questions in 5 seconds, if you can't think of anything, you just say "FEUEF FEUEF FEUEF FEEF FEF FIF FF FFFFF"

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3 hours ago

You've never met anyone.

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4 hours ago

Nicole?

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5 hours ago

[scoffs]
I must be a person.

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6 hours ago

Mentlegen, now I think I can safely say... that your time and money have been spent.

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7 hours ago

Writer, arter, artist, multist, multi-instrumentist, producer, animatist, puppet, puppet seducer.

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8 hours ago
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FAAF!

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9 hours ago
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10 hours ago
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Screw you, safety! I insist that everyone swim with sharks in open water, unprotected

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11 hours ago

PUPIN: Gentlemen, I give you The Soccer Stadium™. Biggest in the world! Holds two.
JIGEN: That's incredible! That's 'close to two soccer fields'!

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12 hours ago

I value my honor. I honor my values. I value my honorable valor. And I honor my father.

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13 hours ago

A man has fallen in love. YAY!

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14 hours ago

♪ Turn around and turn around and turn around and face an eternity of poison sauce ♪

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15 hours ago

Three words: spring break.

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16 hours ago

A clerk carefully cuts a case of crispies and can not be caught by a careless cashier.

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17 hours ago

The only way to know God is to... to know God. And really, uh... know God. And I want to know God, and I want to know God.

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18 hours ago
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But we before we do that, we thought we'd give you a little background.

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19 hours ago

My life has always been about my lifetime.

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20 hours ago

Hi, I'm Chef Jonathan Lonathan, and today we're going to take a quick look at knives and knifes.

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21 hours ago

They actually witnessed their own eyes with their own eyes.

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22 hours ago
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23 hours ago

KLUMBO: This is really something. Something something something. Could that have something?
MAX: Perhaps nothing nothing nothing.

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1 day ago

There a science in the automotive industry called "machine-onomics", which is the study of the machine. What?

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1 day ago

GUY: And if you know me, you know I'm gonna kick CHEF AARON MAY! [all excitedly shout]

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1 day ago

Renaissauce. An era marked by great artific and scientistic achievement. An age of Italians, artists, and engineers.

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1 day ago

And he was 2 legit 2 quit.
...actually, he was 100 legit 36 quit.

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1 day ago

[Rick's laughter can summon demons]

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1 day ago

The U.S. is uniquely Irish. German Congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in late-teenth century French Congress.

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