Zachwell, well, well

Like she was the literal commanding officer of the IDGAF Voyager and she was from the Midwest. What else can I say?

Are people ready to admit that Janeway was the best captain yet?

Hup!

POV: I am trying to take a nap

Jessie Ware and Robyn went halvsies on sponsoring this post btw.

Gay guys LOVE being in their thirties.

Mariah Carey Official Christmas Satin Embroidered Stocking is $1 on Woot

How he could lose with such illustrious accolades

Do you have a particularly dusty hole

Because easier I think

Oh hey 🙂‍↕️

Reports are describing this photo as “oddly slutty”

Spotify is saying 2 different oomfs are THE top Beyoncé listener on the platform. Really making me think.

I wasn’t into it at first but we found a position that worked for both of us and it changed the game tbh.

You gaped for 746 minutes this year
You pushed it back up in there 8 times in 2025

Oh it took a few tries but this doodad is top tier if you position your dicks/bodies properly. 🫡

Lil ol me?

They’re so right though.

Spotify trying to get Wrapped out the door now that Apple Music and Tidal have theirs posted

Honestly I thought it was ice spice until I saw the icon blown up like this

Why are they playing call center hold music during this Meet The Queens?

Close enough, welcome back Hatsune Miku

Why the fuck would I take advice from the most sweaty and bitchless site on the internet? And a hetero subreddit at that! Anyway it’s naked season again at the Zachwell/Boy household once again. 🫡

Randomly came across a Reddit thread forever ago about how some straight men are turned off by their partners being casually shirtless around the house, and for some reason it got lodged in my head and made me self conscious about having my tits out around The Boy randomly. Wtf is wrong with me lmao

Let me have my YouTube rips in my playlists like fuck. 😭

Mondaur.

I came here to tag you in this 😭

You get to be the grocery store eye candy. 🙂‍↕️