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You’ve done nothing wrong in your entire life bb don’t worry.

It’s literally insane? I’ve had badges off for over a year but my notifs in app have been unusable since this nonsense took off. I can’t imagine being a meme page or relevant or whatever.

Hooooh?

I never want to get another notification ever again.

✅ got my back blown out
✅ played some FF7
✅ meal prepped lunches for the week

*hypnotizes you and controls your mind with my millennial rod*

Good morning, Sunday morning.

You’re very weird. 💕

Heaven forbid I complement her??

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Tate McRae looks sturdy as hell. Like you definitely couldn’t knock her over with a pail of water.

HOOYEAH

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Harry said

SOS, BITCH. 😭 Milwaukee is trying to kill me.

5 panel black and white comic page 1: a man wearing a ring thuds his briefcase onto a table 2: the man flanked by a person carrying a rifle, greets a balding man in the foreground, "Mister Carter" Carter responds, "You're late, mister boisvert." 3: Mr. Boisvert extends a hand to Carter and says, "you can call me remi." Carter interjects, "THE RITUAL. Will it hurt?" Remi retorts, "Jumping right into it, eh?" 4: close up of Remi's eye while he says, "yes. very much so." 5: a shot of two men guarding a heavy steel door in a rich man's bedroom, Remi saying "but, it's worth the pain, to have a personal teleportation spell to your panic room."

My horror webcomic Brandish relaunches on 1/15!
Pages will now debut at patreon.com/collinlafleur before showing up at theholderstrilogy.com a month later.
The new release schedule is the 1st and 15th of every month.
And, to drum up support, I'll be reposting the entire comic so far here on bsky!

Awe you sweetie

I know no one here cares about The Bazaar but I just had a sick ass Vanessa run and I couldn’t not post it.

Kesha Supports Kim Petras Amid Label Strife: 'I Spent Many Years Fighting for the Rights to Myself' Kesha showed her support for Kim Petras after the star claimed that her current label has stalled the release of her album.

Now That’s What I Call Mother

GM from Booger who is using my temporary mouse pad as a temporary butt warmer.

Soft vibes and hard cocks iktr.

WHERE ARE THE PIXELS CLAYTON

ON PURPOSE

Has anyone ever made a culture vulture kenku D&D character?

Driver roll up the partition please // don’t need you seein’ me eat all this cheese

Woah.

We’d better get at least one pup hood on this runway.

You truly were there day one.