Mr. Professional

“A screenshot of a tweet by user ‘Røb Fee’ (@robfee), featuring a profile picture of a young boy in a basketball uniform holding a basketball. The tweet humorously questions Chick-fil-A’s mascot choice, stating: ‘What were Chick Fil-A’s other mascot ideas before landing on an illiterate cow begging for his life?’

I wanna know what was going on in that room.

It’s a bell curve, represented using bell peppers. Get it? It’s a pun.

How many levels of irony is posting a Twitter photo on here?

Move to Wyoming! 20 min outside of the second biggest town in the state looks like this.

The image features Jinx, a character from Arcane (a Netflix series based on League of Legends), looking emotional with tears in her eyes. The text overlay adds a satirical, dark-humor twist: Top text: “touches your lobotomy scar” Bottom text: “I’m sorry I wasn’t there to meet the cool you.” The meme combines Jinx’s emotional expression with an absurdly dramatic and humorous line, creating a contrast between the raw, heartfelt visual and the ridiculousness of the text. It’s a playful take on exaggerated empathy and nostalgia for a perceived better version of someone.

You missed out

The image references a famous moment in baseball history featuring pitcher Randy Johnson. • Tweet: At the top, a tweet by user @amandacandee reads, “some days you’re randy johnson & some days you’re the bird.” • Image: Below the tweet is an iconic photo of Randy Johnson mid-pitch in his Arizona Diamondbacks uniform, with a bird flying into the frame. This references the infamous 2001 incident where Johnson accidentally hit a bird with a fastball during a game, resulting in a spectacular and tragic explosion of feathers. The meme uses this moment to symbolize the ups and downs of life, suggesting that some days you’re in control and powerful (like Randy Johnson), while other days you’re unexpectedly on the receiving end of chaos (like the bird). It combines humor, absurdity, and relatable life commentary.

Boy oh boy did I feel like the bird today

The image is a three-panel comic by @BeetleMoses featuring a humorous and surreal dining scenario: 1. First panel: An older man in a suit is seated at a restaurant table. A waiter places a plate of food in front of him, saying, “Your steak, sir.” 2. Second panel: A close-up of the plate reveals an unusual “steak” with a piece of raw meat sitting on what appears to be an unpeeled head of cabbage, complete with grill marks and a garnish. 3. Third panel: The man, now looking intensely determined and slightly excited, grips his utensils and says, “Let’s fucking go.” The comic humorously exaggerates the man’s readiness to tackle the absurd meal, blending mundane dining with unexpected and ridiculous elements for comedic effect.

Let’s goooo

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by a user named @jake65084374 with the display name “zytex”. The tweet reads: “Trying to explain to my parents (very gently) that basically nobody under 40 right now expects good things to happen ever again.” The post humorously but poignantly captures a sentiment of generational disillusionment and pessimism, particularly among younger people, in the context of ongoing societal challenges. It blends humor with a touch of bleak realism, which is typical of online commentary about generational divides and modern struggles.

That’s a big oof there

This meme humorously compares Beef Wellington to a corn dog, suggesting they are essentially the same concept but differ in sophistication and “tax bracket.” • Top text: “Beef Wellington is just a corn dog in a different tax bracket.” • Top images: A stern-looking Vegeta (from Dragon Ball) paired with a picture of corn dogs. • Bottom images: An intellectual-looking Vegeta reading in a library (symbolizing refinement), paired with a perfectly presented Beef Wellington. The meme humorously draws a parallel between the two foods as meat encased in a layer of something else (corn batter vs. pastry), while exaggerating the class divide between the everyday snack and the luxurious dish. It adds a comedic flair by juxtaposing Vegeta’s serious demeanor with the absurdity of the comparison.

Class warfare includes corndogs!

Elf in yourself

No comment.

Eyo I think I’m having a stroke boss.

The image is a meme mashup with multiple humorous elements: 1. Top section: A distorted photo of a child overlaid with the words “THE BRONZE AGE” in bold text. The child is wearing a bronze helmet, and the background features an ancient village setting. 2. Middle section: A Tumblr post by “wonderingstar42” says, “Wow, thanks for forcibly slapping me back into the mid-2010s.” 3. Bottom section: A reply by “magecock” humorously states, “Sorry but the bronze age took place between 3000 to 1200 BC. Rookie mistake don’t be too hard on yourself.” The meme layers a modern internet joke about nostalgia with a sarcastic “correction,” blending absurd humor with a faux-educational tone.

My Alt text ChatGPT page didn’t understand this meme, and I feel proud of that.

It’s the chill guy meme with a Luigi hat

When you get arrested and accused of unaliving a CEO, but you're just a chill guy who’s sick of the current system

It’sa me, Luigi

Free my boy Luigi he did nothing wrong!

The image features bold, colorful text over a vibrant background with a central illustration of a muscular skeleton character. The text reads: “I DON’T LIKE GETTING Political BUT POPTARTS ARE Ravioli” The meme humorously plays on the ongoing lighthearted debate about whether Pop-Tarts can be classified as a type of ravioli, given their similar structure of filling enclosed by a dough-like outer layer. The juxtaposition of “getting political” with such a trivial statement adds to its comedic absurdity.

Sorry not sorry for the political post🤷🏼‍♂️

The image features two photos side by side, accompanied by the caption: “how to keep your Christmas lights on no matter what” 1. Left image: Christmas lights are plugged into an outlet with a makeshift, over-the-top, protective shield made of zip ties or plastic to ensure the plug remains secure. 2. Right image: A circuit breaker is shown with a metal spoon jammed into it, presumably to override or bypass the breaker. The meme humorously exaggerates the lengths some people might go to keep their Christmas lights operational, while also highlighting absurdly dangerous and unsafe methods. It’s a tongue-in-cheek commentary on holiday enthusiasm taken to an extreme.

Tis the season for a fire

The image features a screenshot of Dennis Reynolds (played by Glenn Howerton) from the TV show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, wearing a skeptical and slightly annoyed expression. The caption above reads: “New York prosecutors realizing they’re going to need to find 12 random people who don’t despise insurance companies:” The meme humorously highlights the unlikelihood of finding a jury with neutral or positive feelings toward insurance companies, using Dennis’ expression to convey the absurdity of the situation.

I’d pay to watch them put 6 CEOs and 6 regular people as jurors. It would be like reality TV

This is a humorous comic strip where a character walks into a bagel shop and asks for an “everything bagel.” Here’s the breakdown of the dialogue and visuals: 1. First panel: A cheerful bagel shop worker says, “Welcome to Bagels Bagels.” The customer replies, “Everything bagel, please.” 2. Second panel: The worker, looking surprised, says, “Oh… everything? Here you go,” and hands over a cosmic, galaxy-like object. 3. Third panel: The customer asks, “Is it toasted?” The worker explains, “It is endlessly hot. The matter is in a state of infinite entropy…” 4. Fourth panel: The customer looks shocked and replies, “Oh.” The worker continues, “At the same time, its temperature is absolute zero.” 5. Fifth panel: The customer, confused but determined, asks, “So how much…” 6. Sixth panel: The worker replies with existential wisdom, “Literally priceless! You’ve always owned it.” The customer questions, “Then why do you have it?” 7. Seventh panel: The worker, panicking, says, “We never did…” while another character behind them ominously says, “We always did.” 8. Final panel: The customer, now holding the glowing cosmic bagel, joyfully exclaims, “Mmm… immeasurably unfathomable!” The comic uses absurdist humor and cosmic themes to create a surreal interaction about the concept of “everything.”

I think this is the plot of “everything everywhere all at once”

The image features a background of garlic bulbs with an overlaying text box that reads: “GARLIC SECRETS #41 Apply garlic to a freshly opened cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain.” The meme humorously presents the “garlic secret” as a satirical and deliberately unhelpful tip, playing on the expectation that garlic might have a beneficial use, only to subvert it with a painful and impractical suggestion.

And knowing is half the battle.

The image shows a screenshot of a section titled “Cancelled sequel.” It references a 2011 interview with director George Miller about plans for Happy Feet Three. The excerpt reads: “If you put a gun to my head and said, ‘You have to come up with a story for Happy Feet Three,’ I’d say shoot me.” — George Miller The meme humorously highlights the director’s apparent lack of enthusiasm for continuing the Happy Feet franchise, using dark humor to emphasize his reluctance.

RIP to what could have been.

The meme features an artistic illustration of a man, presumably Michelangelo, lying on scaffolding, painting a ceiling. He appears relaxed and slightly disheveled, holding a brush in one hand and a bowl of paint in the other. The caption humorously reads: Top text: “Yeah I can paint your ceiling” Bottom text: “Michelangelo scoffs to himself ‘Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out tho’” The meme playfully references Michelangelo’s famous Sistine Chapel ceiling, which includes numerous nude male figures, and reimagines his thought process in a modern, comedic tone.

Fun fact, I guess Michelangelo hated the pope he painted the Sistine Chapel for, so in one of the rooms he made a donkey person that looks just like that pope

The image shows a screenshot of study notes on “Metabolic Functions of the Lung” on a tablet. A portion of the text is highlighted in green, stating, “70% of Serotonin removed.” Below the notes, there is a Snapchat caption overlay that humorously reads: “📣‼️ATTENTION‼️📣 Your lungs 🫁 are responsible for removing ❌⛔ Serotonin from your body ⚠️. Serotonin is associated with happiness 😃👍. The solution 👀 is clear my friends 🤝✍️, to be happier 😺 we must remove 🧹 said ‘lungs’ 🫁⚠️ from our body 🙌.” The caption humorously exaggerates the scientific fact to suggest a satirical and absurd “solution” for maintaining happiness.

The solution is clear fellas, we don’t need lungs.

This meme features an image of a bird with the text: “Yeah, I’m a bird.” To the right of the image, the word “BIRD” is broken down as an acronym: • B: Government • I: • R: Drone • D: The implication humorously aligns with the “birds aren’t real” conspiracy theory, suggesting that birds are actually government surveillance drones in disguise.

What did I freakin tell ya? Birds aren’t real 🤣

This meme shows a young child wearing pink sunglasses with Spongebob Squarepants’ panicked expressions reflected in the lenses. The child is also sipping from a straw and wearing pink earmuffs, with text that reads: Top caption: “Me: has a panic attack” Bottom caption: “Me, 10 minutes later: oh yeah no I’m great, totally fine, I am completely functioning and totally stable.” The image humorously conveys the contrast between experiencing a panic attack and quickly appearing fine afterward, highlighting the superficial calmness some people project despite underlying struggles.

Guys I found a solution to my alt text problem, shout out to my wife and ChatGPT

The five stages of grief as fake butter. You know, my wife told me to use the alt text, said it helps spread the awareness of the memes. I thought it was for the sight impaired though? Do those memes have like higher visibility than others? Is that ironic? Tune in next time to find out.

Does anyone else struggle to write the alt text on a meme? What if you have a meme that you just have no idea what you’d write to describe it? I found a meme like that the other day and I wasn’t sure if I should post it. Anyway, here’s not-butter.

A person feeding a baby from a tub, and the person feeding is the government, the baby is the us citizens, and the tub is that birds aren’t real, cause they aren’t, it’s a scam, they are tricking you. I hope people actually experience the alt text, I feel like it’s where my finest work is.

Have I told y’all that my favorite conspiracy theory is that birds aren’t real? Because you bouta see a lot of that on here.

It’s a meme that says “when you stop smoking to see if it helps your depression and now you’re just sad and sober” and it has a picture of professor farnsworth saying “my god , this is an outrage”

I’ll post every night, but if you’re expecting around the same time, you can take that shit ass energy somewhere else 🤣

It’s my hero academia except it’s ferb, Johnny test and Zuko

This meme becomes relevant every so often, it felt appropriate now.

Lick the postman

What a kind and thankful act.

A chart, it’s a meme, man idk how to describe memes very well

Please consult the chart

Snow White eating a taco

We still goin