Gabrielle Cheeseater

Today was expensive, you guys. All pacing outside the mechanics garage in my fleecy pants and house slippers like a straight up thousandaire.

It's gotta mean all the "American" companies who manufacture their products in Asia. It's gotta be. ...ew.

Stay safe out there, all you Troublemakers. 💙🤍❤️

The planet Jupiter with its cloud bands seen in shades of pink, rusty red, blue, and purple. The Great Red Spot is a deep navy blue, surrounded by bands and swirls of pink, and light blue.

Hubble's ultraviolet view of Jupiter shows the planet in hues of pink and blue.

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

remember, my account is a safe space for everyone 🩵

Could you Not?

I could! I totally could Not!

A can of diet coke with no pull tab or opening. A can't of coke. This is sodapressing.

There's a metaphor in here somewhere but

Please, learn from my folly. Even if your cats need to be segregated at mealtimes, a high shelf is not the answer! Don't let the cursed gravy happen to you.

Same same yay stash tubs
But also they're the ONLY reason I can talk myself out of buying more 🙄

I can hear the trees roaring.
Do not awaken the Ents.

Fierce.

They both worked!

@glimmer2day.bsky.social I dreamed last night that you were happy & healthy & confident. ...granted we were in an alternate dystopian future with lots of strange details, but it was nice spending some imaginary time with you. 🧡

Of course!
On Beyond Zebra is another lesser-referenced treasure.

A hand-drawn old school doge meme, it's quite good Text: fake agency, much illegal, very data breach, such treasury, unelected, very cool, wow

Favorite sign so far

Time for my 45yo physical, and therefore scheduling of the mammogram, the fasting bloodwork, AND a stool sample...
Not for today tho!
I made a point of eating breakfast, just in case of phlebotomists.
*flings poo at the walls*

(I won.🏅)

I found a nearly new game of Azul at Savers for under $5. *strut*
Played my first ever game, with my 5yo. 🩵

Humans giving birth through pouches on their backs like Surinam toads. (Honestly might be less lethal, but, augh!)

Gibbons that shoot boiling acid out their rear ends like a bombardier beetle.

A porcupine that inflates like a pufferfish.

TIL that koala mating calls sound like Darth Vader trying to beat box.

a white sheet of paper hanging from a black clip against a blue wall. the paper is a worksheet with the words, "my dog is a..." with the instructions to circle one of the following words, "hero," "companion," or "worker." instead, the word "circle" has been circled in pencil, and the rest of the sheet reads, "because he is round" in crude handwriting. next to the explanation as to why the dog is a circle, is a drawing of a very rotund dog with a tiny tail and little feet. this is an A+ assignment if we've ever seen one.

This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10

It was just off the coast of York, ME, so feeling it in Portland makes sense. Whee!

4.1 quake at 10:22am, just off the coast of Maine!

Did the earth move for you too? 😏

Milo with the Humbug 🩵

Oh wow.
Today I learned he made a short film and a graphic novel, not just the tattoo art on my spouse's arm.

"Mama? What does doobie mean?"
* Uhh. Where did you hear it?
"It's the game. The one we were talking about this morning."
*squint*
"You know, doobie skating!"
...
"Roller derby!"

"Wait! Mama, you said there was a Link in that!"
...
. ...
. ... !
"These blue letters here are a website link, that open the website with the beagle report we just read. That kind of link. I didn't mean there is a hero of legend with the mark of the triforce on his hand."
"...oh." 😒