OMG here's another! My trans daughter is a 6yo Daisy!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/aureli...
Today was expensive, you guys. All pacing outside the mechanics garage in my fleecy pants and house slippers like a straight up thousandaire.
It's gotta mean all the "American" companies who manufacture their products in Asia. It's gotta be. ...ew.
Stay safe out there, all you Troublemakers. 💙🤍❤️
jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️
remember, my account is a safe space for everyone 🩵
Could you Not?
I could! I totally could Not!
There's a metaphor in here somewhere but
Please, learn from my folly. Even if your cats need to be segregated at mealtimes, a high shelf is not the answer! Don't let the cursed gravy happen to you.
Same same yay stash tubs
But also they're the ONLY reason I can talk myself out of buying more 🙄
I can hear the trees roaring.
Do not awaken the Ents.
Fierce.
They both worked!
@glimmer2day.bsky.social I dreamed last night that you were happy & healthy & confident. ...granted we were in an alternate dystopian future with lots of strange details, but it was nice spending some imaginary time with you. 🧡
Of course!
On Beyond Zebra is another lesser-referenced treasure.
Favorite sign so far
Time for my 45yo physical, and therefore scheduling of the mammogram, the fasting bloodwork, AND a stool sample...
Not for today tho!
I made a point of eating breakfast, just in case of phlebotomists.
*flings poo at the walls*
(I won.🏅)
I found a nearly new game of Azul at Savers for under $5. *strut*
Played my first ever game, with my 5yo. 🩵
Humans giving birth through pouches on their backs like Surinam toads. (Honestly might be less lethal, but, augh!)
Gibbons that shoot boiling acid out their rear ends like a bombardier beetle.
A porcupine that inflates like a pufferfish.
TIL that koala mating calls sound like Darth Vader trying to beat box.
This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10
It was just off the coast of York, ME, so feeling it in Portland makes sense. Whee!
4.1 quake at 10:22am, just off the coast of Maine!
Did the earth move for you too? 😏
Milo with the Humbug 🩵
Oh wow.
Today I learned he made a short film and a graphic novel, not just the tattoo art on my spouse's arm.
"Mama? What does doobie mean?"
* Uhh. Where did you hear it?
"It's the game. The one we were talking about this morning."
*squint*
"You know, doobie skating!"
...
"Roller derby!"
