@vancekoopa.bsky.social
I won't post much probably He/him 30s UK Profile pic and Banner artist wishes to remain anonymous!
that sounds awful, i'm so sorry...
31.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that's my preferred execution method tbh
25.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(In the Ace Attorney universe)
"Dude, did you hear?? Our boss was found dead this morning in his apartment! The only weapon found at the scene was a sounding rod coated in cyanide..."
Coworker named Yuri Thra: "No dude I had no idea"
you should cartwheel everywhere
23.01.2026 16:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh he's cute~
Definite contender for mondo hyper shapes too c:
Thick Flick?
The Bug Thug?
Always a good shout~
Anthropomorphic Epona
There is an alternate "horsier" version 🐴
but that version will only will appear after♻️ 500 reposts♻️
CW: feral!
No jokes about Pokéballs...
t.me/hiros_halfto...
The Unstoppable Force AND The Immovable Object...
10.01.2026 11:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need to suggest Gargomon next time...
03.01.2026 23:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I dig your brute faces best~
30.12.2025 14:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Year of the Whorse
28.12.2025 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0two cursed anklets for the holidays maybe...
23.12.2025 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Personal pieces are very important
20.12.2025 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"No, I don't know where 'the Growlithe from three doors down' is. Yes, I have a stomach ache.
These are not related."
'Fish!!' looks a li'l cranky that you woke them...
Full res on t.me/hiros_halfto...!
and i'm super duper durable! heavy duty hazmat style rubber -o-
19.12.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As if you can bite anything with rubber teef
18.12.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0MANeki neko
18.12.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No doctor would dare such a surgery.
They'd more likely offer to make it bigger.
Lets see that apple
18.12.2025 00:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Comm done for @vancekoopa.bsky.social
A Koopa so big, he takes up the landscape and is his own level! Complete with multiple stages.
Something like this mayhaps
13.12.2025 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0GARGOMON are important!
13.12.2025 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey who's that gote they cute lol
11.12.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0airborn... but kept grounded by their flabby friend.
meanwhile said flabby friend is kept mobile by their airborn associate helping to offset gravity :3
getting high is full body inflation.
which is wonderfully complemented by getting stoned... when you're as heavy as stone~
and with a series of ropes they help each other move around town by offsetting gravity and lift :3
I managed to avoid drowning!
05.12.2025 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0prove them wrong
04.12.2025 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm unsure on terminology though so.
29.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's always been a lot of overlap between my characters until more recently, this is something I've been wondering too
29.11.2025 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
