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My eyebrows raised

28.01.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but then we need to add two more eyes to our faces for our perception / field of vision to also be square shaped

27.01.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Barron will be 80 on his death bed and say β€œthanks Obama”

27.01.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I just saw that your entire page is dedicated to asking for money and acting as if everyone are assholes for not funding your stupidass life.
Go fuck yourself. No clue if you actually have pets, but you probably shouldn’t since you can’t or won’t care for yourself.

27.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask your vet if they have Carecredit or something similar. Six months with 0% interest. Your cat will reward you with love, money well spent

27.01.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is retiring in CA. What are you going to do about the known Nazi domestic terrorist murderer seeking refuge in your state? It’s β€œlong past time” these wastes face accountability. Enough of the tough guy words - JUSTICE NOW

27.01.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So they concede literally nothing since he can’t run again. You’re about as useful as congress right now. Dumbass

26.01.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol yeah I think I may have been confused πŸ˜‚ I meant things like peace corp / americorp

26.01.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at him. Creepy as it gets.

26.01.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol at banning very basic words. Sounds like a fun way to grow up!

26.01.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Civil service

26.01.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck AI data centers and fuck the hUnDrEdS of jobs that will soon be given to robots anyway. Fuck musk, thiel and all these AI cunts

26.01.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray

26.01.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the name of the pussy that just murdered Alex Pretti?

26.01.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump isn’t concerned because they are stealing it again

26.01.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m proud of Minnesota too.
MN>ICE
Love,
A Hoosier

26.01.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol officially muted

26.01.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the name of the pathetic terrorist incel that did this

26.01.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This won’t work for us, Diddy already has that moniker

26.01.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech
26.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, unforgivable.

25.01.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"We are heartbroken but also very angry.
Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However his last thought and act was to protect a woman.
The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump's murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed.
Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man."

"We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump's murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man."

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🚨 NEW β€” Statement from the family of Alex Pretti:

"We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital... 1/

25.01.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4461    πŸ” 1482    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 64

They’re the pansy bitches we always knew they were

25.01.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are 80 with the mentality of a four year old, you might be a fool

24.01.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re a piece of shit.
Release your bank statements/tax records. Who bribed you to be such an unforgivable twat?
Resign.

23.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You personally and single handedly delivered $1M of your own money? You sound like an egomaniac. Why are you even in congress if you’re just going to vote to fund kidnapping of kids, breaking into homes, domestic terrorism/execution of American citizens? Because you’re greedy/selfish like the rest

23.01.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg that pic of him looks like how he would look after his makeup was done following his embalming 😧

22.01.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol it is not JD’s that’s for sure. Ugh could imagine 🀒🀒

21.01.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DO SOMETHING CONGRESS YOU PEDO NAZI ENABLING WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT

21.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.01.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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